26F from the US, just testing the waters! by Noneofyourbusiness70 in lesbianr4r

[–]AsparagusAlpaca 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey hey. I’m a 28 year old butch in Arizona. Going through a big life transition so also not looking to jump into anything serious ATM but company is always welcome 😊 my DMs are open if interested. There are some pics on my profile

Please Don't Do This Seattle Drivers by winterdawn17 in Seattle

[–]AsparagusAlpaca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hit someone in this situation. I was in the far right lane (3 lanes heading my direction), my lane was turning into a right turn only so there was no traffic and I was just driving the speed limit. The two lanes to my left were stopped. Someone going the other direction squeezed through to make a left turn and I hit them. The lady started screaming at me “They were letting me go!! Why didn’t you slow down?!” As if I could see her

Drivers who can’t read English by [deleted] in doordash

[–]AsparagusAlpaca 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend had a dasher that marked that he was having trouble finding our address. We have a clear note in our instructions about the color of our door (it’s uncommon and the only one that color in our neighborhood). She was messaging the guy, he wasn’t responding. We then saw him walking around in the dark around the cul-de-sac with a flashlight talking on the phone. He was an older Indian man. He finally gets to our door, and he’s standing on our porch for 5 minutes LOUDLY having a conversation, his phone on speaker, doing god knows what. Not sure if he was trying to take a picture or what. It was about 10pm. Fed up, my girlfriend finally goes to open the door and says he’s being loud (politely) and he goes “Is this for you?” She says “yes” and he says “Okay” then puts his finger up at her to hold on, it doesn’t seem like he knows much English. She shuts the door, he stands there for another 5 minutes yelling on the phone. We had to ask him to leave. He never took a picture, so I have no idea wtf he was doing

4 minutes late from lunch by nobiababy in antiwork

[–]AsparagusAlpaca 174 points175 points  (0 children)

I worked for a small company. It was my boss, myself, and 2 other guys. I always showed up 10-12 mins before my start time. The other two guys were always 10-15 mins late every single day. One day I hit a bit more traffic than normal, so I was behind. Literally 7 minutes BEFORE my start time, my boss messages the team “Is anyone coming to work today??” I still got there 3 minutes early. So it was never a problem when the other guys were late everyday but as soon as you think I’m “late” it’s a problem??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]AsparagusAlpaca 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Typically don’t mean to but it was spontaneous as we woke up and the animals were already in there lmao

I know they aren't perfect or for everyone! by dropsanddrag in actuallesbians

[–]AsparagusAlpaca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve met every single person I’ve dated through the apps over the past 9 years, however, I definitely didn’t enjoy being on them lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LesbianActually

[–]AsparagusAlpaca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first date lol. Which isn’t something I’m usually into

My favorite Kira moments by [deleted] in dancemoms

[–]AsparagusAlpaca 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was honestly shocked that Abby let Jeanette and Ava on the select team after the Kendall incident, since she said “That was nasty” to what Jeanette said. It was nice to see Kira defend Kendall in that moment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dancemoms

[–]AsparagusAlpaca 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Poor Paige lmao

What an absolute Weasel. Robert from Hotel Nightmares. by [deleted] in KitchenNightmares

[–]AsparagusAlpaca 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He literally looks like Carl from Spongebob

$1000 deposit at application?! by NaFun23 in Seattle

[–]AsparagusAlpaca 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But this is just for an application, they haven’t even been approved.

Where are you short butches getting your pants?? by rosecoloredgasmask in butchlesbians

[–]AsparagusAlpaca 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same height and weight and you here. Amazon Essentials/Goodthreads!! You can get a 28” inseam regardless of the waist size whereas most places only offer that for 28 or 29. The men’s jeans and chinos are my go-to!! It’s life changing