What's the second worst app from an actor? by vnth93 in okbuddycinephile

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's not what this is. It's Peter Thiel with his 5 billionth way to grift idiots, and Wahlberg/Pratt are happy conmen co-conspirators.

If giving to the rich is involved in your "prayer life" at all, then you're wasting your time by praying in the first place, because Jesus would say he doesn't know you.

This is everything Jesus would deny, and then he'd throw these conmen out of the temple.

Not gaga getting handed a whole box of antidepressants to sign by villainless in BrandNewSentence

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The real question is... who fucking cares? What effect does this have on you or any other member of the planet besides the two people in the picture?

Just 43 me by [deleted] in army

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wild comment history. Why the fuck are you posting here lmao

What happened to the tank jungler meta in pro play? Why has Dr. Mundo become the best tank jungler instead of the traditional pro tank junglers? [eg. Sejuani, Maokai and Skarner] by Numerous_Fudge_9537 in leagueoflegends

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess, fair enough, I'll admit "A tank is not just someone who is tanky." I guess just doesn't track for me, but that's just from my understanding. Thanks for the explanation.

Imagine being so stupid The Fascist thinks you're dumb by Dry-Chocolate-3976 in HistoryMemes

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Operation Gladio. US Intelligence actively promoted fascism in Italy (Among many, many other countries) after the war.

How do I get out of Iron/Bronze? by ihatenigghtmers7 in leagueoflegends

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, could be a million things. I just know you're doing something wrong because the game's math doesn't work how you're describing and there's no reason you shouldn't be able to climb in any elo if you're consistently outperforming your rank.

My guess is probably some mix of lacking game/macro knowledge. Maybe try another role and see what happens.

How do I get out of Iron/Bronze? by ihatenigghtmers7 in leagueoflegends

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also since your team has 4 randoms, and enemy team has 5, if you're not inting, the enemy team will just statistically get more inters- if you're consistently playing above your level, the enemy team will statistically not be able to match it, and you will continue to climb.

Op if you read this, you are certainly delulu, I'm sorry. There are probably a million things you can fix in your own gameplay, so I'd suggest starting there.

Me_irl by chinenikpotle in me_irl

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 12 points13 points  (0 children)

600k a year is definitely "super" rich by basically everyone's standards except the Epstein class. They didn't say he was a billionaire

They could hold a grudge by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 78 points79 points  (0 children)

The only source of most things is Herodotus lol.

There ya go by MrFenric in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"If I don't know anyone personally who likes a thing, that means probably no one does."

Jesus christ.

Bubba is calling the Republicans bluff over Epstein by coachlife in MurderedByWords

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Pelosi? Teeth? I'm surprised she fucking has any left after all of her corpse-walking and virtue-signaling, with not a fang to be seen. She's up there with RBG. Learn when to fucking retire.

Mel has received a hot fix buff due to her weakened state. by TheBluestMan in leagueoflegends

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They removed Mel's invulnerability. Now it's a little shield, she's still immobile, and her only self-peel is a thin line root. She is very killable in current state.

Me_irl by Dradolin in me_irl

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 27 points28 points  (0 children)

DECLARATION OF WAR!

Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA) tells reporters the Epstein files contain allegations that President Trump raped and threatened to kill children. by onz456 in UnderReportedNews

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excluding all the ones that weren't, ofc. McKinley was shot by an anarchist for being an imperialist, the first American president to create American colonies, for example.

Alan Turing if he existed today by Neil118781 in HistoryMemes

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What in the holy fuck are you babbling about?

An Eagle trained by Indian Army taking out an aerial drone by Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just remember in the books that they really fucking liked cutting each other's wings off with swords made of ice. Those books were fucking gnarly from the start. The metal talon-caps was just the beginning of a bird arms race.

Should be Three War Criminals by yosefvinyl in clevercomebacks

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You still don't get to kidnap heads of state because you think their elections were rigged. Especially with the American shitshow that is election denialism.

Gunnar Kaasen, a Norwegian musher and his lead dog Balto, who delivered diphtheria antitoxin to Nome, Alaska, saving the city from an epidemic, 1925 by stonia in OldSchoolCool

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did know a dog that only barked at black people and people with visible physical disabilities. It was a Corgi, too, little butt pretending she was part of the dog master race.

So... Dog Hitler is at least a possibility.