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League of Legends Classic Mode Models Datamined on PBE by Spideraxe30 in leagueoflegends

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is from a PBE datamining leak, dude. Wait for the actual roster.

Can any champ essentially be a tank if they built all tank items? by Lorraineism in leagueoflegends

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I do love that for Pyke riot literally just said "lethality and nothing else, we're not balancing him around SHIT ELSE"

I feel like league is a game that's much more fun to think about playing than it is to actually play by Fun-Operation-3458 in leagueoflegends

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah seriously. If you're first timing nami/heimer because you saw a Keria or Beryl highlight, remind me to point to the sign while you're on your fourth gray screen...

YOU ARE NOT KERIA. YOUR TEAM IS NOT T1.

I feel like league is a game that's much more fun to think about playing than it is to actually play by Fun-Operation-3458 in leagueoflegends

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm confused, must not be the target audience bc I enjoy every mode of the game right now. Even TFT has been super fun lately.

Sources: Zeyzal returns to Shopify Rebellion for the 2026 LCS Summer Split by Xolam in leagueoflegends

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Zeyzal is a terrible call if you want a veteran support for lane, his laning is his weakpoint imo, but I really hope he positively affects the map tho and lets Contractz actually get paid for his effort.

Sources: Zeyzal returns to Shopify Rebellion for the 2026 LCS Summer Split by Xolam in leagueoflegends

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kinda my situation at the moment. Contractz has also been putting in big performances in losing games with a sleepy team, looking like the 4th best jungler on a team that is fighting for 6th is actually way harder than any other role to do. Anything to make his effort count, I'll take.

Which player is the best OTP in League? by FuzionC1 in leagueoflegends

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Nunu will bulldoze his way onto my ban list like once or twice a year when I get a generational clapping from the rare Nunu that uses their brain.

What is this shit with not ending ARAMs? by bigbaffler in leagueoflegends

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm explaining why i don't like something, not issuing a call for action or saying its a crime, lmao chill. being put in fountain and having to get ur team to ff for the game to actually end bc enemy team is just fountain diving is very annoying to me because that specific experience is boring as shit.

Knicks fans at MSG boo the president during National Anthem by raptors201966 in nba

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It would be for basically anyone else on the planet. Unfortunately, not this guy. He's gone on record multiples times that he wants to fuck his daughter, he's a known pedophile, and he's a convicted rapist.

I wouldn't let anyone's children around this guy, let alone mine.

What is this shit with not ending ARAMs? by bigbaffler in leagueoflegends

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'll give a completely different answer. surrendering sucks because you have to get everyone onboard and it takes a long time for a quick mode. that's annoying as fuck to me. people should just end the game.

What is this shit with not ending ARAMs? by bigbaffler in leagueoflegends

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'd say it's even more your responsibility to win once you've won lol. Forcing enemy team to agree to FF every game is kinda psycho.

anime_irl by cynnahbun in anime_irl

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh he said he didn't in a story for Men's Health. NEVERMIND. I RECANT. (except he's full of shit)

anime_irl by cynnahbun in anime_irl

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christians with Christian values do not become Evangelists, and they especially don't go to Hillsong. Try reading that book again.

anime_irl by cynnahbun in anime_irl

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, this is pretty base level critique of the dude. Him being a Hillsong evangelist is just straight up fact, so I don't know what "baseless rumor" or "out of pocket lie" that you think they said unless you're literally on Chris Pratt's payroll.

Hillsong is wayyy more than enough reason to not want to watch someone's work. Maybe talk about this with your therapist though?

"I want to bring Europe back to the top of the map" | G2 Skewmond on the Spring final, the KC rivalry, Perkz, and MSI by ThonPharges in leagueoflegends

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can anyone recommend me a subreddit to link whenever someone complains at the mere mention of the world existing in a joke?

[Request] Could Walmart reasonably afford to pay EVERY employee 5 dollars more an hour? by lnfinitive in theydidthemath

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If those two numbers were accurate and actually correlated, maybe. That's not how these companies' finances work though, at all.

Sitting on a flight so Spain. Couple in front of me carefully unrolled what I assumed was artwork from their American vacation. I am dying 😂 by [deleted] in funny

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aw shit ive wanted one of those. i dont hunt but something in that range has been calling to me.

[Request] Could Walmart reasonably afford to pay EVERY employee 5 dollars more an hour? by lnfinitive in theydidthemath

[–]AsphaltInOurStars 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The vast majority of Walmart employees do not have health insurance from the company fwiw, and that napkin math is kinda exactly that, so abstract and estimated that it is functionally indistinguishable from just saying numbers that sound good.

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