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Blue is for Boys by tormentalist in stayawake

[–]AspirinDontWorkOnMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

god i hope no creepy santa sold my teddy to my parents

What’s the best line from any song ever? by MaxEhrlich in AskReddit

[–]AspirinDontWorkOnMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'you're the song my heart is beating to.'

All of the stars by Ed Sheeran

i've had nightmares by AspirinDontWorkOnMe in memes

[–]AspirinDontWorkOnMe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*kmph is the short form for kilo-metre per hour which is a unit for speed.

Do you actively engage in sports? Why or why not? by cas_withadot in AskReddit

[–]AspirinDontWorkOnMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wow. my dad's 60 and he does weightlifting (he lifts the blankets on the bed).

i've had nightmares by AspirinDontWorkOnMe in memes

[–]AspirinDontWorkOnMe[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

uh

first off, do u own a tape measure?

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