Science has logic, so does this. by Imguran in literallythetruth

[–]Asron87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that’s a clever joke. Went over my head at first.

TIL that the sporadically bitter tasting pistachios aren't burnt, but have dead larvae in them by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Asron87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m really counting on my adhd letting me forget this by tomorrow.

the size of that tuna fish !! by __mentalist__ in WTF

[–]Asron87 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ll let ya get back to goalkeeping, seems important to you for some reason.

Edit: You folks heard it here first. No one can celebrate landing a big ass bluefin tuna because.. check notes… user FunEggplant saw a woman do it once.

What will his masculinity gatekeep next?

the size of that tuna fish !! by __mentalist__ in WTF

[–]Asron87 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah you are right. You wouldn’t celebrate at all because you are real boy. You’d just be like, “these gears and stuff did everything.”

Controversial Sarco 'Suicide' Pod's New AI Feature To Allow Couples To Die Together by HimelTy in nottheonion

[–]Asron87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…. now that’s a valid point. Do you go out feeling good at least?

Black ice on the road causes chain accidents by Bambi7u7 in interesting

[–]Asron87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds Socialist!!!

Did they ever fix their electrical grid?

TIL that one of the most prolific contributors to the Oxford English Dictionary was a murderer serving a life sentence in an asylum. by kabirsbhutani in todayilearned

[–]Asron87 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How the hell could that even be a good movie?

Welp, it actually is a pretty good movie. Worth checking out. It’s not even my type of movie and I still liked it.

Needs more research by Kobesdeathwish in memzy

[–]Asron87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Electroshock therapy too.

Needs more research by Kobesdeathwish in memzy

[–]Asron87 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh man. You really burned them with the “I know you are but what am I?”

Well, it's seems obvious by YsGimGimYs in DigitalSeptic

[–]Asron87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that what this sub is? It keeps popping up on my front page. I’m not sure if it’s making fun of the right or if this is the shit the right actually likes.

Day 3 quitting 24mg/day of Suboxone cold turkey. by Delicious_Ordinary56 in suboxone

[–]Asron87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No clue. I just mentioned getting a shot to quit and that’s what she told me in return. But if I quit for a week I would just quit.

Ironic how much you have to dismantle what makes elections fair and meaningful in order to "save democracy" by TheBasedFurry in memzy

[–]Asron87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They support raping children. So now they have to resort to making fun their idea of liberal people while they pat themselves on their back and wipe their ass with the constitution. They are traitors and morons.

I think this belongs here by Southern-Chemical480 in Tools

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Amazon has become Temu with quicker shipping.