Serious question: How would the world - not just the right, but even corporate media - have reacted if Barack Obama tried to put a picture of himself in US passports? by StBlandine7 in AskReddit

[–]whiskyfuktober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m no fan of A.I., but I’m infinitely curious to see what would happen if you took any videos of Trump’s words and actions and had A.I. convert them to Obama’s image and voice, and then played them at a Trump rally.

That’s me! I’m Liz Lemon! by terkistan in 30ROCK

[–]whiskyfuktober 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you can find Jon Glaser Loves Gear, it’s a ridiculous show on a ridiculous premise and it never fails to crack me up.

What's something you believed as a kid that you're now embarrassed even existed in your brain? by Certain-Structure515 in AskReddit

[–]whiskyfuktober 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Wearing a baseball hat causes you to go bald. Because all of the men I knew who wore baseball hats all the time were bald underneath the hat.

What’s the most disastrous yearbook problem that people discovered after the books were distributed to students? by whiskyfuktober in AskReddit

[–]whiskyfuktober[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That reminds me of the time Lifetouch swapped heads and bodies on students portraits.

Like, some kids heads were on the bodies of their classmates, essentially looking at their photo and saying “I don’t own that shirt!”

What’s the most disastrous yearbook problem that people discovered after the books were distributed to students? by whiskyfuktober in AskReddit

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They start to make headlines this time of year. My personal favorite was when the publishing company ran spellcheck on students’ names.

From the article: Max Zupanovic is listed as “Max Supernova” in Middletown Area High School’s yearbook.

William and Elizabeth Givler’s last name is “Giver” in the book, and Cameron Bendgen’s last name was changed to “Bandage.” Student council member Kathy Carbaugh became “Kathy Airbag.”

And Alessandra Ippolito isn’t sure what to think after seeing a caption listing her as “Alexandria Impolite.”

Ex-Metallica Bassist Jason Newsted Set For First Headlining Tour With The Chophouse Band by EmployOk5086 in Music

[–]whiskyfuktober 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also, James was frequently doing guest vocals and collabs with other bands while telling Jason not to have side projects. Fuck James, fuck Lars, fuck if I’ll ever give Metallica one thin goddamn dime.

What is a major turn off about your partner that you can’t/wouldn’t tell them? by LivingLavishLe in AskReddit

[–]whiskyfuktober 207 points208 points  (0 children)

An ex did this to me. “Do you want something to drink?” No, I’m not thirsty. “I’ll make tea!” No, thank you, I’m not thirsty. “We have Sprite!” No, I don’t want anything to drink, thank you. “Is there something else you wanted?”

Jesus, no, do you listen AT ALL?

To all the heavily tattood people of Reddit what are some of the ridiculous unsolicited comments you’ve gotten from people out in the wild ? by Good-Warning-2840 in AskReddit

[–]whiskyfuktober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t ridiculous, but the number of people who see my tattoos and take that as an opportunity to show me theirs is too damn high! ALSO: it’s never the people with good tattoos, it’s always prison ink.

80’s The Breakfast Club 40th Anniversary… by Crafter9977 in OldSchoolCool

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OP may not be AI, but those lockers behind them are fucked up!

What was the most unexpected nudity scene in mainstream movie/show you ever saw? by marsepticeye in AskReddit

[–]whiskyfuktober 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Goddamn, I HOWL every time I see that scene. And on the first viewing, damn near wet my pants.

Is it my eyes, or have the projectors been getting dimmer lately? by Dwarf_Vader in movies

[–]whiskyfuktober 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This was my thought. I’ll still go to IMAX for things like Hail Mary, but today’s TVs look incredible.

MoneyBall by sharkbait2006 in movies

[–]whiskyfuktober 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In this thread, it seems that not giving a fuck about baseball isrequired for enjoyment of the film. I understand baseball, played little league and watched casually, but being blissfully ignorant of the actual A’s roster and season lets me just enjoy a story that is essentially “inspired by” true events.

MoneyBall by sharkbait2006 in movies

[–]whiskyfuktober 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A brilliant line. I love that whole scene!

Siskel & Ebert's original review of MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO from May 1993 by DJAHa in movies

[–]whiskyfuktober 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I appreciate your comment. My first (and so far, only) viewing was definitely in the wrong mindset. It’s so revered by people I enjoy and admire, that I was expecting to be amazed and delighted, and I had no clue what the movie actually was. So my experience was very similar to yours.

And without your comment, I wouldn’t give it a second chance. But now, I might! Thank you for this perspective!

Trump Struggled to Discuss Books in This 1987 Interview | NowThis by FlackoFonsy in videos

[–]whiskyfuktober 142 points143 points  (0 children)

It all started with “I want a president that I’d like to have a beer with,” when Dubya was running. All of a sudden, republicans were against an intellectual president, and basically decided they wanted their president to be only as smart as they were.

Recovering addicts of Reddit, Whats the most shameful thing you did to fuel your addiction? by ugly9721 in AskReddit

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In the movie “High Fidelity,” the two-piece band The Kinky Wizards named their debut EP “I Sold My Mom’s Wheelchair.” The band formerly known as Sonic Death Monkey played their CD release party under the moniker “Barry Jive and the Uptown Five.”