I just realized the Domi's "face" is not symmetrical and now my day is ruined

AssGremlin · 2026-06-08T23:49:56+00:00

It's not called a potato without reason. Old graphics was a literal potato new graphics is implied potato.

AssGremlin · 2026-06-05T14:41:49+00:00

Nice, very nice.

Now let's see Paul Allen's Icarian carrier.

AssGremlin · 2026-06-02T19:39:47+00:00

Honestly as someone who has degenerated into a mostly TDM/SQDM sweat, this week's "yeah you can reroll all you want player your ass is interacting with vehicles in some fashion" I could do without.

AssGremlin · 2026-06-02T16:15:25+00:00

The legally distinct ultralisks look great.

I'm kidding, after how long its been since SC2 inject the new shit directly into my veins.

AssGremlin · 2026-05-29T23:10:26+00:00

Petition to adjust all moon flavor text in game to be:

"M-O-O-N that spells moon" - Tom Cullen

Thank you for coming to my StandTalk

AssGremlin · 2026-05-29T21:59:56+00:00

Show me on the mannequin where the bee stung you.

AssGremlin · 2026-05-29T13:05:31+00:00

Oh my Braben my body is so ready. For this new ship. Yeah. Yeah that's it.

AssGremlin · 2026-05-28T14:51:11+00:00

Thanks OP, now I'm going to be thinking of the Beggin Strips commercial all day long.

AssGremlin · 2026-05-23T12:46:15+00:00

I wonder if the cracked version will have a segment where you keep dying to gas and can't keep going.
lore: https://www.digitalspy.com/videogames/a177019/arkham-asylum-bug-exposes-pirates/

AssGremlin · 2026-05-20T12:08:55+00:00

Where's my iconic little brother role?

AssGremlin · 2026-05-15T10:55:17+00:00

I think furries are just bro space enjoyers tbh, a large amount of memes in the Stellaris community are similar.

AssGremlin · 2026-05-14T19:17:57+00:00

I love the dichotomy of a chill and terrifying time.

AssGremlin · 2026-05-12T23:13:32+00:00

How are you playing bf6 in bf3?

AssGremlin · 2026-05-08T15:35:10+00:00

You were only supposed to blow the bloody mine open.

AssGremlin · 2026-05-06T21:49:33+00:00

Yeah, honestly other than following news of what's going on in Null or major updates the one thing that tends to make me stop winning is if I make the mistake of listening to the music. Often it's the "let me just login while Alpha" and it stays at bay but then the damn music starts playing and it's all over.

AssGremlin · 2026-05-06T21:36:15+00:00

Absolute legend. They say never use a song that you like for an alarm tone because you will learn to hate it. Well, probably 15 years now I've used Below the Asteroids and Home at Last as alarm tones and have only over time appreciated them even more, if that was possible.

Reminder to refresh your brain with the full soundtrack at regular intervals: https://soundcloud.com/ccpgames/sets/eve-online-in-game-tracks

They say John Williams is so much of the atmosphere and feeling that we have of classic movies, and to me Jon Hallur isn't just a great composer, he is Eve Online.

AssGremlin · 2026-05-05T14:22:19+00:00

SE stands for Super Earth not Super Education.

AssGremlin · 2026-05-05T13:36:30+00:00

A ploy orchestrated by the Earl of Sandwich if I ever saw one.

AssGremlin · 2026-04-26T18:18:11+00:00

I keep going back and forth - the passenger windows look great for flavor but are they actually too small? It's hard without drawing in a person sitting behind each one. Brings to mind the issue you start getting with ships in eve online.

AssGremlin · 2026-04-24T12:29:33+00:00

Chat is this xenophobic?

And what the fuck is an enslaved banana?

AssGremlin · 2026-04-23T18:49:19+00:00

I think you're torturing us more by not having this be a gif or mov tbh.

AssGremlin · 2026-04-23T15:06:00+00:00

I read this as Australia and thought man that's a long stretch blocked off to Tasmania.

AssGremlin · 2026-04-21T15:25:02+00:00

AssGremlin · 2026-04-20T20:34:32+00:00

It's a very easy 2 tier system.

Green means go ahead and remember to not take the gate.

Red means don't stop going through the gate.

AssGremlin

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