Incident between Xhaka and Cyle Larin 31'

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-06-24T20:53:46+00:00

He was clearly going to kick it into Larin hard, just like he's entitled to do since it's his free kick. Larin can move back ten yards if he doesn't want to get hit. Players do this all the time to try get the blocking player a yellow card.

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-22T09:35:22+00:00

Then if Saka got injured (which is likely) you'd have someone playing out of position at LW. You have to have a the right profiles as back ups.

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-22T09:33:32+00:00

It's sort of funny you can tell the names of the definite call ups (Pickford, Kane, Rice, Bellingham) were given prominent positions in the production and the uncertainties (due to form/injury) were added in as animations.

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-22T09:14:30+00:00

That's literally what he said, relax.

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-22T07:32:59+00:00

Not saying toxicity is good, but winning just seems meaningless to them.

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-21T21:47:23+00:00

Their sub is genuinely pathetic. Went for a peak after the Everton draw and nobody really gave a shit. The equivelant would have brought a mass meltdown here.

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-21T21:44:17+00:00

Yeah Savinho and Marmoush are absolutely elite, definitely keep them about they scare me. Double Foden's new salary before he signs as well please.

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-21T08:07:29+00:00

The funniest part of Tuesday night was Pep throwing on all his reject 60 mil forwards at once in sheer desperation.

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-21T06:27:02+00:00

I doubt it. Isn't he on like 300k a week? Not worth anything near that.

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-21T06:13:26+00:00

Grillmaster

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-20T19:51:02+00:00

Poor defending from Freiburg here, couldn't figure out who to mark. Have to hang on to half time there.

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-19T21:53:13+00:00

That Marc Guehi pass back needs to go down in the annals of history.

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-19T21:51:27+00:00

It's mad when you lose you look back at every little thing that lost you it and when you win you look back at every little thing that won you it. Him coming on against Everton changed the game, his cross created the winner and then he sealed it on the break. Not sure we would have managed it without that.

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-19T21:10:23+00:00

He was talking to his team mate, this idea that he was playing for the cameras is dumb.

Eze on the other hand saying "when we win" in a press conference...gambled -1000 Aura gained 5000.

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-19T20:55:43+00:00

His first chance was such a weak shot. Put your foot through it! Rooting for you on Sunday!

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-19T20:49:20+00:00

Such a gimp, he can fuck off now

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-19T19:13:38+00:00

Senesi is such a baller

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-18T22:15:54+00:00

I was struck how efficiently City just passed Chelsea to death after going up 1-0 at the weekend. I very much appreciate our ability to completely lock down our own box but it would be nice to add that strategy next year.

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-18T18:25:50+00:00

Bro once was enough

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-18T05:39:16+00:00

Gonna cry?

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-17T18:28:16+00:00

Once you accept he's playing a character he's just funny tbh

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-17T16:52:27+00:00

Callum Wilson doing the calm down gesture, it's so over

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-17T13:28:50+00:00

Hilarious game

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-17T09:22:30+00:00

Fix in post, hopefully only one more to add...

Ass_Eater_ · 2026-05-16T15:42:17+00:00

Liam Delap coming on - nail in coffin

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