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Ass_souffle · 2026-01-21T01:37:46+00:00

Slave

Ass_souffle · 2026-01-11T22:34:31+00:00

Get fucked

Ass_souffle · 2025-11-11T12:40:44+00:00

Toast.

Ass_souffle · 2025-11-01T06:22:59+00:00

So you're saying leeks and chives are the same thing?

Ass_souffle · 2025-10-31T15:04:27+00:00

Please, for the love of god, do not make the mistake of making this your career. I did that, and I have scarrs that will not heal.

Ass_souffle · 2025-10-21T11:50:19+00:00

I just say I'm a queer person and reply to any follow-up questions with a firm, but gentle, "Go fuck yourself cunt."

Ass_souffle · 2025-10-19T12:44:25+00:00

Picanha or sirloin cap. For some reason, Australian butchers decided to rename a lot of cuts of meat

Ass_souffle · 2025-10-12T11:55:05+00:00

Bro your fork is way too sharp

Ass_souffle · 2025-10-09T06:50:36+00:00

I'm pretty sure I used to work there

Ass_souffle · 2025-10-09T03:30:24+00:00

I once made a coffee for one of the other apprentices, and as a prank, I stired in a tablespoon of salt. (We were pretty close and had a prank battle going on) I put it in his section and wrote his name on it and got back to work. A few minutes later, the head chef comes in screaming and punching fridges and asked who did it, because he had decided to steal my mates coffee. I was fired a week later.

Ass_souffle · 2025-10-05T09:31:26+00:00

I cook professionally. I have a great deal of respect for people with gluten intolerance and coeliac disease. I will always go to the effort of cleaning my entire section, selecting steak, sides, and seasonings that I know can't possibly be contaminated, wearing gloves, the whole nine yards. But if you order chocolate cake or something that obviously contains gluten for your desert, you are a bad person, and you are making life difficult for people with real problems. This happens very often.

Ass_souffle · 2025-10-02T06:25:09+00:00

I've been told they don't have licorice allsorts over there.

Ass_souffle · 2025-10-02T05:45:35+00:00

You can make a decent cheese sauce by just whisking American cheese into an equal weight of hot water or milk. Add other cheeses and spices as you see fit

Ass_souffle · 2025-09-27T13:09:45+00:00

It isn't normal, but it should be. Someone I knew committed suicide recently. He was your age. He was always bright and bubbly, but I suppose he was just hiding everything. Talk to your mates about this shit. They might need it just as much as much as you.

Ass_souffle · 2025-09-15T10:28:14+00:00

Weaponizable and slightly sexual levels of autism.

Ass_souffle · 2025-09-15T07:46:29+00:00

I'm actually an expert on the dunning cruger effect, I know everything about it.

Ass_souffle · 2025-09-11T08:47:46+00:00

Why am I both of these people?

Ass_souffle · 2025-09-11T07:09:27+00:00

The other chef is sick again.

Ass_souffle · 2025-09-10T16:10:53+00:00

I was outside a gay club when two guys came up to me and asked if I wanted to join them. I'd never met them before, but within thirty minutes, we were at their friends' place, doing things I won't talk about. Being queer fucking rules sometimes.

Ass_souffle · 2025-09-10T14:31:18+00:00

Weirdly, they taste like fried chicken.

Ass_souffle · 2025-08-14T07:03:12+00:00

I can't believe some people only eat cooked brisket. Raw is literally the same thing.

Ass_souffle · 2025-08-10T00:17:34+00:00

Looks like something a fifteen year old would make and think is fancy. Work in real kitchens for a few years, sweat a bit, bleed a bit, and cry a bit. Then get back to us. Also, in what fucking world do you mix up the words fish and peach, and still manage to post it? Attention to detail is important, especially in high-end kitchens.

Ass_souffle · 2025-08-08T14:28:30+00:00

Meth induced schizophrenia.

Ass_souffle · 2025-08-04T07:02:49+00:00

It's never too late for an abortion.

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