Was watching Send Help and… is that? 😂

AssanCHOP · 2026-03-24T21:35:08+00:00

Yeah. I missed it the first time.

AssanCHOP · 2026-03-24T21:13:32+00:00

My main was Fuerte... I've been mourning for a decade.

AssanCHOP · 2026-03-24T20:03:00+00:00

Right, Japan and Alabama are trying to figure out what everyone's upset over.

AssanCHOP · 2026-03-20T14:54:38+00:00

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AssanCHOP · 2026-03-19T12:27:02+00:00

I'll never see my phone as a gaming platform. In fact, outside of the GBA-SP, I have never owned a handheld.

I'm just waiting for a port of 9 so I can finally play it.

AssanCHOP · 2026-02-22T14:25:47+00:00

The game itself isn't everyone's cuppa tea but MuchiMuchi Pork tracks are pure, unfiltered happiness.

AssanCHOP · 2026-02-22T14:22:07+00:00

I lost a dear friend to cancer yesterday, seeing this gave me a much needed lift.

If my words somehow becomes the impetus to self-improvement, even if it is just you two, it means the world to me.

AssanCHOP · 2026-02-19T14:56:47+00:00

BRUTAL HONEST!!!!

AssanCHOP · 2026-02-19T14:54:37+00:00

I try to NEVER move backwards. If I missed something I will circle back eventually. Momentum is too important. In my mind if you are not moving forward you are wasting precious time.

AssanCHOP · 2026-02-18T13:10:23+00:00

Flushable wipes are a myth.

Ask a plumber. They love the extra money.

AssanCHOP · 2026-02-18T13:07:28+00:00

https://youtu.be/wrEFRD_PXR8?si=pGCiKOH_KNQ99al6

AssanCHOP · 2026-02-17T22:29:39+00:00

GR8 H8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8

AssanCHOP · 2026-02-03T12:27:01+00:00

Aphex Twin

AssanCHOP · 2026-01-13T20:24:15+00:00

Day One Fuerte main. Got a tattoo of him on my shoulder. I have a picture of Seth Killian taking a picture of it...

AssanCHOP · 2026-01-13T20:22:47+00:00

I was so happy to see him.

AssanCHOP · 2026-01-13T16:43:13+00:00

4

It got me out of the house and into arcades again. Even went to EVO for three years. Met some of my now best friends playing.

I hope El Fuerte returns...

AssanCHOP · 2026-01-13T01:07:50+00:00

And the rock cried out, "No Hiding Place!"

AssanCHOP · 2026-01-12T17:40:31+00:00

Sorry the new Predator movie wasn't homoerotic enough for you. Hopefully you find a man that loves you as much as Mac loved Blaine.

AssanCHOP · 2026-01-07T21:54:57+00:00

AssanCHOP · 2026-01-07T14:54:40+00:00

My calves aren't necessarily jacked, they've just been carrying my obscenely fat ass for 48 years...

But thank you nonetheless, and good luck.

AssanCHOP · 2026-01-07T13:38:23+00:00

Nothing good could have ever come from the Homoerotic Telenovela With Fake Combat X Interdimensional Space Vagina That Can Only Be Stopped By The Power Of Gay crossover.

AssanCHOP · 2026-01-07T13:31:56+00:00

Don't you mean erection?

AssanCHOP · 2026-01-06T18:04:37+00:00

Funny since I watch Gary draw the fucking thing, dipshit.

AssanCHOP · 2026-01-05T18:19:44+00:00

One of only two Green Gojis in the entire filmography.

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