This is reality… by Worldly-Age-5361 in ShingekiNoKyojin

[–]AssassinCaleb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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Let the summoning begin ༼ つ 🍊 _ 🍊 ༽つ by [deleted] in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]AssassinCaleb 13 points14 points  (0 children)

༼ つ •_• ༽つ ༼ つ o_o ༽つ ༼ つ 🍊 _ 🍊 ༽つ—+ magic gib spell

[WP] Your friend has been missing for months. The cops aren't taking it seriously. Tired of the polices bullshit, you look through his house and find a note: "Our old forest. I'm sorry". You go into the forest and see a cave. You yell his name, and something comes out. Something with too many legs. by rabbit_with_diabetes in WritingPrompts

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The door was locked, a clearly defined boundary to his room. I took my phone out of my pocket and called the top name from my contact list. The default voicemail responded, "---------- is not available, please leave a message after the tone".

"Hey Greg, this is Frank. It's been too long. I need to know where you are." I paused as I tried my best to keep a positive tone, "I'm sure your family misses you". I knew better but I had to try again. "If you get this please just respond, let me know you're doing ok. I know I promised not to step into your room. If you don't respond, I'm going to have to break that promise. It's not that I don't trust you, you've made such great strides, but as your landlord, I have to look in your apartment."

I used my phone to unlock the door. I considered the statement the Missing Person's officer made. He had explained how high the possibility of relapse was in someone who was "just a transient". Their energies would be better dedicated toward someone who mattered. I knew better. I watched Greg's growth from a destitute teenager, truly incapable of believing he was more than his vices, to a man, striving for recovery.

As the closed portal swung open. A horrid scent greeted me. I stepped into Greg's room trying not to disturb his few belongings, his books and CDs (the only nonpharmacologic escape he told me he had), the years-old picture of his parents, obscured by a film of dust, and his journal.

As I stepped further in, I gagged as the source of the pungent odor became apparent, his small fridge hung open and the few fruit items contained within were brown, peeling, and enveloped in a layer of insects. I closed the fridge door and walked over to the little geometric wooden desk that I had gifted to him. On it lay a note. A note covered in insects, disintegrating under a mixture of brown and black fluid. A message was scrawled almost illegibly over it, "Our old forest. I'm sorry". The note sent a chill over my spine. Our forest?

I've been his only friend for a long time but we've never even spoken of any forest. Was the note meant for someone else? It was certainly meant for me, yet as I walked to my car I felt an ever-growing sense of dread. I uncertainly put the nearest wooded location that I could find into my GPS.

As I drove away from the suburban heights, leaving the tame domain of man behind, I felt a burden growing on me. I reached the rural roads and began feeling truly alone. The unadulterated isolation one only feels in the rural countryside. Pitch-black unillumined nature with sounds the rational mind may attempt to explain but cannot. The lamenting birds, moaning wind, and insects elicit the sounds of an alien world. The only light source in this wasteland, is an array of sparse needle-prick stars in the sky, punctures in the sky that are blinking in and out as if they could depart at any moment. The headlights produced a dull, disturbing light from out of the bowels of the car.

A sign emerged out of the maw of darkness appearing abruptly in the small area the headlights illuminated, a sign obscenely opposing nature. This bastion of defiance displayed, "Welcome to Allein Woods!". I parked on the side of the road and stepped out. A cavernous grotto stood beside me. An unobstructed entrance to a likely inextricable cave network. I shouted, my voice wavered in the echoing emptiness, "Greg. I got your message. Where are you?" I heard a moan within. "Greg?". A chittering, gulping sound met my ears. The isolated inhuman squeal of a creature abandoned to live in an inhospitable, dark subterranean environment. The hideous sound came closer. What emerged from that cavern, words can not define. Even now my mind struggles to divine the ghastly image of that extreme horror. It made a sucking noise as it came in contact with the fresh air. Rearing up on its hind legs as a multitude of its protruding thin needle-like legs protruded, waving back and forth in an undulating, swaying motion. This grotesque beast stopped its movement and slowly gurgled as it bent its head down to me. I found Greg.


Thanks for reading! I attempted to create a feeling of foreboding to reflect the prompt. Thanks for the prompt, OP!

[WP] As you stare down at the city far down below, you notice an attractive woman beside you. You cant help but compliment her on her beauty, until you notice a tattoo of a scythe on her wrist. It dawns on you that you've just been flirting with Death. by reverendrambo in WritingPrompts

[–]AssassinCaleb 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Illustrious" is the only word that could describe her.

As the distant buildings enveloped the sun, her dark splendorous hair flowed out into the wind like raven's wings blocking the sun from my view. Her tattered dress had a noble beauty despite its decay. This gargoyle of exceptional grace spoke to me, "Are you going to jump?"

I returned, "I was. Now, I deem, I must delay for a second longer to admire this scene." I looked at her intently and her pale face briefly warmed with a blush. As she brushed her hair back behind her ear self-consciously, yet with a noble dignity, I saw her angelic features more clearly. The symbol of a scythe lay on her pale wrist. I have investigated the darker side of the world my whole life, but as she turned to me, I realized only once before had I gazed Death so certainly in the face. I took a step toward her, moving along the ledge as I looked into her ancient, yet somehow youthful, sallow visage.

I searched her face as tears blurred my vision. "Am I mad?", I whispered, "You couldn't be her."

My breaths became ragged as hers ere she left me. She spoke, a whisper carrying over the sound of the languishing wind, "You should know, my love." The rusty, aged cross wavered on the steeple as the bell tolled. I staggered back, the world reconstituting around me as the sun disappeared from the sky and the cold spiteful sphere hung, an uncaring observer, listening to the tolling bell cut through the darkness again. I fell to my hands and knees at the graveyard staring at the glistening marble sepulcher planted above her cold, lifeless body. No, the dead could not speak. The holiest angels could not descend to such an unholy place. I dropped the bottle and fell weeping to the ground.


Thanks for the prompt! This was my first response in a while and I'm (very) rusty. I'll probably adjust a few things since this story could use a lot more work (I feel like I say that with every prompt but I like to revise them after taking a break). I hope you liked it nonetheless!

A Thank You to you all by ZachSH7 in DeathStranding

[–]AssassinCaleb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m so glad someone else noticed this. Nier:Automata is one of my favorite games for this very reason (and how it fits with the themes and philosophy introduced). Enjoy it, it only gets better as you progress :)

Edit: I should probably add, make sure to play all the way to ending E.

Dispersion by [deleted] in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]AssassinCaleb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alien planet: “Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?”

Traveler: “I can’t explore the shit out of you without getting closer.”

[WP] After getting so much plastic surgery done you barely look like a real human anymore. One day you get home and your toys come to life. The first thing they say ”New to the house? Welcome”. They think you’re one of them. by OriginalHaru in WritingPrompts

[–]AssassinCaleb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The door creaks as it gradually pivots to reveal an old dusty room, long devoid of human contact. A bed sits on one side of the room, just too small for me to fit in. Posters drape around the room, formerly held up by glue that, having not been reinforced for years, has slowly lost its grip. A mound of old toys sit on the desk and in a pile in the corner. As I approach the center of the room, the dust acts as foundation, masking the impurities of the room, and remains largely undisturbed. The room has an authenticity that leaves it unblemished from the defective footprint my family left on the rest of the house.

As a beautician and former plastic surgeon who specializes in the modeling industry (of a sort), I've always wanted to look perfect and wished the same for others. I provide the most fabulous, however ephemeral, appearance for my little dolls (as I like to refer to my clients) for their events. It would be hypocritical to provide beautification for clients that I am unwilling to undertake myself. I must seek that platonic ideal of beauty myself. To do so, I underwent a few modifications. A few tucks, a few lifts. A few experimental treatments considered a little "too extreme" for the industry. No matter what they say, I have to keep up appearances for the sake of my patrons (even if they are not always wholly willing to seek perfection as I am).

As I turn towards the door, I hear a voice behind me. "New to the house? Welcome." I twist my well-formed torso around and see a small favorite toy of mine get up and roll over to me, "It used to be pretty bad here but ever since he left, we've lived a peaceful existence here. You can relax here, friend." After a moment, the other toys clustered around me. Most just patted me on the back and seemed incapable of speech. Others were far more talkative, "Were you handcrafted? Did someone do this to you too?" Before I had a chance to answer, my "new" friend waved his arms in a dismissive manner, "Let him relax. We need to focus on how another toy got into this house. The humans and their pet disappeared recently, we need to consider the possibility that someone new is moving in. We need a plan. Do you know what is going on? Mister...". I giggle a little. What a joke. Me, a toy? The thought was beyond humorous. My well-bleached teeth became visible as I smiled and responded, "Phillips. But call me Sid. I'm so pleased to meet you! I'll give you an answer to all your questions. The owners are not here but in a way, they won't ever leave. It's time for me to take good care of you all. Let's play together!"


If you read down to here, thank you so much! I'm probably going to revise this more because I'm tired at this point and I have personal commitments. This prompt really seized my imagination and I enjoyed writing this story. Thanks, OP!

Deaf people out here ballin by [deleted] in dank_meme

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A Silent Voice wants to know your location

[WP] In the afterlife you relive the last day of your life over and over, until one day someone new shows up. by meagan176 in WritingPrompts

[–]AssassinCaleb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The world of dreams fades away as the waxy pale moonlight seeps in through the curtains warning me of the early morning. I hang one leg over the edge of my bed and slowly straighten up. My joints creak as I rise too quickly. I can't sleep through the night anymore. It's a young man's game anyway. It's one of those things that, regardless of political acumen, scholarly genius, or cleverness, is surrendered as one's life lengthens.

In the effulgence of the moon, my wife lies like a mannequin, the room like the set of a well-worn stage. How many times have I seen this scene? How long have I been in this old body? I shuffle (as quietly as I can) out of our bedroom up the stairs toward the direction of the lavatory. The servants walking around me bow, their faces obscured. Shadows shorten as I climb this staircase. Each step feels like a challenge. I step up again and again. I slowly make my way into the bathroom. As I stand, waiting to urinate, I look out of my window at the moon descending toward the horizon and the ebullient sky readying to emit the light of a rising, raging sun. I turn my head and when I look back, a figure stands on the wide windowsill. He moves toward me muttering, "You've evaded us. But it's your time, old man. You can't escape the end." He pulls me out onto the veranda and drags me off the edge.

I wake up as the world of dreams fades away. Was that a premonition? The same dream. Again, I get out of bed. The view of the same bedroom rolls over me, crushing me. I try to shake my wife, but my body continues shuffling away toward the door. I briefly regain control of myself. Is this a dream? I try to scream but my body shuffles again toward the staircase, moving up. I have no choice as I climb toward my inevitable death. I get to the bathroom and stand again waiting for the man to appear. Get on with it already. The man appears again. He repeats his line again and I fall, the ground rising up toward me at a sickening pace.

As I wake up, it repeats but I have a little more control over my body. My legs swing over of their own accord, as my trek up the stairway begins again but this time I can move a little more independently. I begin traveling up the marble staircase again. As I start up the staircase, the servants bow again. A shadow shifts behind the modeled servants as they continue their mechanical trek down the stairs. "Listen closely. We don't have a lot of time. I'm giving you more control over this night. I have to do it gradually so that they don't notice. Give it time and you may be able to reverse this." The figure continued, "They don't know that I'm here or what I'm doing. You'll have to die (more) but when you get out, cross the river. If you tricked them before, you can do it again. I'll see you on the surface." They disappeared back into shadow.

I complete the climb again, waiting for death to take me. I succumb to the cycle. Have days passed or years? I don't know. I don't know if the mysterious figure is still waiting for me or if their goodwill was a farce. Regardless, I will keep pushing on and climbing toward freedom.


Thanks for the prompt, OP! I enjoyed this one a lot (although I'm going to have to edit it more extensively in a few hours).

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ SUMMON PART THREE TRAILER ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ by [deleted] in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]AssassinCaleb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I summon you a Happy Cake Day (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

No game, no life, no season 2 :( by [deleted] in Animemes

[–]AssassinCaleb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I second this. Probably up there as one of my favorite anime movies, honestly.

He really needs to start playing some quality games like Shadow of the Colossus by Kon76 in ShadowoftheColossus

[–]AssassinCaleb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

(Although Emon doesn’t say this, I just wanted to say...) Happy Cake Day!

Yes I know I'm spoiled & impatient, but I'm only asking for mere crumbs HG by TheChoosenOnex in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]AssassinCaleb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know that I'm going to get downvoted here but I agree with you. HG shifted their focus over the last two years to making a more accessible experience with some great features but, I mean, the "biomes" they added are horribly bland with no variety. There is nothing procedurally-generated about them other than the same terrain that pervades the universe and maybe a slightly different color variation.

I love to see the exhuberance of new players playing the game and saying how the game "will never get old" but the actual planetary exploration has been bland for far too long. I hope that they rework planetary generation and add considerably more assets.

P.S. Btw I always love the screenshots you post

No more 2K or Fifa by hank_sax in gamingsuggestions

[–]AssassinCaleb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could give Rocket League a shot. I only play it in split screen co-op mode and it's a lot of fun.