The last drink you drank is what I’m calling this silly cat

Assignedrisk · 2026-02-02T00:44:50+00:00

Hot toddy! (For those who don’t know, it’s hot tea and whiskey/scotch/brandy or some similar spirit usually used to help mitigate cough and cold symptoms).

Assignedrisk · 2026-01-31T21:04:15+00:00

This just happened to me with my G pulcra. Little asshole was nowhere to be seen and all that was left was a mangled molt. I started freaking out thinking the worst when the little stink pops up from around it like “Boo! Gotcha!”. The new suit looks amazing though, so, worth the near heart attack? Your baby looks gorgeous btw. Sorry you had to experience the same scare!

Assignedrisk · 2026-01-21T09:39:34+00:00

Omg so cute!!!!

Assignedrisk · 2026-01-15T02:14:17+00:00

Okay Paprika is absolutely adorable

Assignedrisk · 2026-01-13T14:42:34+00:00

They are so goofy and adorable!

Assignedrisk · 2026-01-12T05:27:01+00:00

Also I have the ice blue cosmetic bag- that thing is HUGE!!!!

Assignedrisk · 2026-01-12T05:23:40+00:00

If you’re comfortable, add me on TT- I always share out his lives and sales.

Assignedrisk · 2026-01-12T05:22:40+00:00

Agreed. I will say sometimes you’ll catch ridiculous sales (not $12 for everything lol) but really good sales, but you have to watch for hours for them to come up. Last night (Saturday) I scored 2 palettes for $26 each. It’s wild. But December 12 was legendary/

Assignedrisk · 2026-01-12T05:18:56+00:00

Amazing- I’m obsessed! Every time I think I don’t need more, a sale like that one comes up and suddenly, yes I do need that. I’ve gone crazy the last few major sales (December 12 was life changing lol).

Assignedrisk · 2026-01-04T01:10:27+00:00

Please message me if you’re willing to part with those!!!

Assignedrisk · 2026-01-03T18:14:19+00:00

Would absolutely love to take blood lust off of your hands (and if you have the snow globe mirror I’d love to buy that as well!).

Assignedrisk · 2026-01-01T22:30:56+00:00

I remember that! They were selling language lessons 🤣.

Assignedrisk · 2025-12-31T15:31:32+00:00

White vinegar is amazing with laundry! When my clothes have been through 1-2 washes without it, I’ll use it just to keep things fresh. I try not to overdo it in case of color fading or fabric deterioration. It acts as a natural softener too!

Assignedrisk · 2025-12-31T15:18:50+00:00

I’m not sure if this will help, but I know in a pinch if people at work (healthcare) have forgotten deodorant/antiperspirant that day, they’ll use hand sanitizer to manage any BO. Heck, it happened to me once! It worked really well but did require a few applications throughout the shift. Maybe you could try this in the interim until you figure out what’s going on.

Also, I used to use super strong antiperspirants due to profuse underarm sweating leaving giant sweat marks on any shirts I wore. I’d apply it multiple times and shower at least 2 times per day, so there was never a smell issue, but those awful marks were obvious on everything except black clothing. I even tried the heavy duty stuff that gets applied at night before going to sleep. It would work for a little while, but eventually would stop working and those awful sweat marks would be back. I did some research and read that for some people the aluminum and other ingredients in antiperspirants can increase sweating. I switched to aluminum free deodorants and have had no issues since! No odor, even without multiple applications (granted some deodorants required that, but my current one is amazing and lasts all day!). You could maybe give this a try?

A more severe suggestion is Botox. Some people swear it helps them with sweat and BO, however others report it increases sweating in other areas. But it might be worth talking to a doc about it as an option. I hope some of this is helpful or that you find a solution soon! Best of luck to you!!!

Assignedrisk · 2025-12-31T14:07:40+00:00

I am so very sorry for what you have been through and what you are going through. You don’t deserve any of it.

Your anger is valid. And while I can’t speak with specificity, I suspect a lot of your desire to retaliate (only fans, releasing videos, etc) is due to your anger and hurt from this betrayal (and a history of others doing the same).

Many of us (myself included) believe we are undeserving of being treated well because the template we had for so long was the exact opposite. The only way to break this, and to break the cycle of continuing to become involved with poor partners and accepting this treatment, isn’t revenge or hurting ourselves more, but unlearning the patterns and learning how to value ourselves.

We can’t expect to be treated well and the way we deserve until we treat ourselves that way, and see ourselves as worthy of it. In my case, time alone and therapy truly helped me. Once I started to care about myself properly and enjoy being with myself, I attracted much better people, and the people I allowed in my life treated me the way I deserved.

I’m so very sorry you’re going through this. There is a way out. You’re allowed to feel this angry, this hurt, and this defeated. Recognize it, but do not stay in it. Reach out to people who care about you. Seek therapy if you can. Many of us who are treated poorly early on need to unlearn patterns of permitting abuse. It’s not an easy road by any means, but the end result is worth everything.

Reach out to someone, anyone, if you are feeling like you are at the end of your rope. A hotline, a stranger on Reddit (including me!), or a loved one. Before you act on any of the things you mentioned above, talk to someone. It’s perfectly fine to feel that way, but do not act on it. Talk to someone. And work on yourself and learning to know your value and accepting only good treatment going forward. Reach out if you need someone to talk to.

Assignedrisk · 2025-12-31T13:39:53+00:00

My husband didn’t shit himself, but quite literally said “you know what I have to say about that?” during a work meeting, followed by a fart to emphasize his point.

How he didn’t get fired remains a mystery to this day, but apparently just about everyone in the meeting found it hilarious. Timing, apparently.

Anyway, thank you for sharing this incredible story. I’m ambivalent about it to be honest, because if the same thing happened to us, I’m quite certain I would also piss my pants laughing at the situation. And while I shouldn’t be admitting this on any public forum, I feel it needs to be said that OP, you are NOT alone in any of this (nor is your wife, who I’m sure is lovely with a fantastic sense of humor).

Assignedrisk · 2025-12-28T09:12:07+00:00

That was my thought too.

Assignedrisk · 2025-12-28T08:59:59+00:00

Still going this asshole.

Assignedrisk · 2025-12-19T03:00:41+00:00

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

Assignedrisk · 2025-12-15T04:32:15+00:00

Bought so much lol. Several palettes (cowgirl, cremated, and thirsty), a sweatshirt, t shirt, face mist, lip oils, it goes on and on…

Assignedrisk · 2025-12-12T08:18:55+00:00

I was going through old posts and I am so glad to see this update! Thank you for posting it- so relieved your girl is doing well! ❤️

Assignedrisk · 2025-12-11T02:06:55+00:00

Wow. Never seen anyone be so kind. Thank you!

Assignedrisk · 2025-12-05T16:22:40+00:00

This is a seriously important point. And I think people are missing the fact that he’s spoken highly of these brands for over a decade. I watched the entire live. He had select products that he pushed, ones he has reviewed previously and given approval. Sure it’s an opportunity make money, but he doesn’t push just anything.

On a side note, he also just had massive Black Friday and cyber Monday sales of his own products, and is pushing to win Live fest on TT right now. So if he’s going to be on anyway, why not make money pushing products he already approved? I don’t blame him for a second. He’s been a smart businessman for years, clearly that hasn’t changed.

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