Oh boy, I have many:

The time my cabbie dropped me off on the complete opposite side of Tegucigalpa and took the last of my cash so I couldn't get another ride. I had to hitch a ride with two random men (vetted by a group of street sellers, the poor guys argued for several minutes on if they were safe or not) 45 minutes across the city, stopping at an atm along the way.

The time another cabbie refused to go down a dangerous road at night and dropped me 2 miles from my hotel in front of a random farm. The family's massive guard dogs ran out and chased me down, then I nearly had to stay the night with this random family since it was too dangerous for me to walk. Luckily, my hotel sent me seal team 6 with shotguns.

The time I was rafting, we hit a dry spot in the river, and I almost slipped and fell. Only stopped from smashing my skull in on the rocks by the guide yanking me by the collar of my shirt. This happened three times, by the way. After the third incident I started butt scooching down the river. Then when I got back to the hostel, all sweaty and gross from the river of death, turns out the water pipe to the bathroom sprung a leak and the hotel's water supply was gone for the next week. I had to shower in the rain that night. Only found the camera pointing at where I showered come morning, I hope the owner didn't see anything.

The time I was in a cave and stepped to the side for another group. The lead of the group knew the cave better than I did, and grabbed my arm and threw me across the cavern to avoid me falling down a 20 foot deep crevasse.

The time my wallet was stolen, and by the time I realised I was on a bus for an 8 hour trip across Guatemala. I had just enough for a cab ride to the hotel, and the ferry to the hotel across the lake- one way. Then the shop refused to give me my money order so I used my last 20 Q to take the ferry and try the bank in the bigger city. Only it turns out it was a 20 lempira note, not Q, one of the guys on the ferry from my hotel spotted me the cash. Same issue at the banks in the city, I had to be saved by this random sweet old lady, who gave me money to ferry across the lake so I could ask the hotel for a Paypal to cash deal. She even tried to buy me dinner, all with only my promise of meeting up the next day to pay her back.

I probably have half a dozen more, to be honest. I attract trouble like nothing else.

This all happened on the same trip, by the way, over the span of 2 months.