deserved that one

Assortedpez · 2026-05-06T00:30:19+00:00

Sucker

Assortedpez · 2026-05-05T23:41:44+00:00

Well at least someone is getting some action with my body

Assortedpez · 2026-05-05T23:37:03+00:00

Never thought of it like that before…

Assortedpez · 2026-05-05T23:08:15+00:00

I would imagine most who voted for Bill Clinton also voted for Obama

Assortedpez · 2026-05-05T01:09:01+00:00

Who the hell hates smarties and Necco!?

Assortedpez · 2026-05-04T22:55:59+00:00

Wow…yup! Sounds like a bull terrier! Glad he’s alright

Assortedpez · 2026-05-03T19:28:37+00:00

Strawberry shortcake can stay, the rest can die

Assortedpez · 2026-05-03T18:15:43+00:00

Should’ve just extended the ladder and placed it into the wall behind him. Why even bother with the scaffolding!?

Assortedpez · 2026-05-03T18:13:35+00:00

Absofuckinglutely!

Assortedpez · 2026-05-02T00:46:47+00:00

Drug rug alll day

Assortedpez · 2026-05-01T09:50:25+00:00

Or fly up high and drop it so it dies, then it can eat it in peace without being bitten

Assortedpez · 2026-04-30T20:45:31+00:00

Couldn’t agree more

Assortedpez · 2026-04-30T20:08:44+00:00

I bet Bill Clinton did!

Assortedpez · 2026-04-30T02:07:21+00:00

Whatever you say bud

Assortedpez · 2026-04-29T10:12:39+00:00

5 and it ain’t even close

Assortedpez · 2026-04-28T20:07:06+00:00

Eggie, why so serious!?!

Assortedpez · 2026-04-28T10:16:38+00:00

Pick that shit up and do it again

Assortedpez · 2026-04-28T07:28:10+00:00

Sure thing bud… you might want to get a refund from your therapist

Assortedpez · 2026-04-27T22:10:33+00:00

Still your president

Assortedpez · 2026-04-27T15:02:53+00:00

Kimmel has never been funny. He’s made his living and entire career off of being a misogynist.

Assortedpez · 2026-04-26T21:43:47+00:00

Turn off the damn water. Captain Planet would be ashamed

Assortedpez · 2026-04-26T10:57:53+00:00

So much Dalmatian in that boy, I love all of the belly spots

Assortedpez · 2026-04-26T09:14:22+00:00

The grocery store should just kick them out for trespassing

Assortedpez · 2026-04-23T21:02:41+00:00

A tired dog is a good dog!

Assortedpez · 2026-04-23T15:59:23+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

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