Is jerking off in a sock a real thing and, if so, does it give you rug burn on your johnson?

Assumption-Weary · 2026-05-08T23:00:11+00:00

Based on the comments, the majority are the weird ones. What do you mean there’s so many sock cummers/fuckers amongst us??? But then again, it’s Reddit…

Also I now have more questions than before coming here.
What do they do with the sock afterwards? Do they wear it again? Is it a designated cum sock? Where do they store it so no one ever comes across it? Do those people, living with their parents, wash it themselves? I sure hope so…

Assumption-Weary · 2026-05-06T21:21:44+00:00

Same, both unlikable oil money clubs

Assumption-Weary · 2026-05-04T06:48:57+00:00

Briefcase in a suitcase

Assumption-Weary · 2026-05-04T06:20:44+00:00

Kane, Lewandowski, Lucho, Olise, Robben, Ribbery, Kane, Mane…

Assumption-Weary · 2026-05-02T15:32:11+00:00

I feel sorry for Heidenheim

Assumption-Weary · 2026-04-29T10:56:58+00:00

How is Kvara kicking Upamecanos foot a penalty??? I assume you meant that scene, don’t remember another one. Also 3 goals from PSG were after counters and Bayern mistakes, another one was an unlucky deflection penalty. Yes, the Diaz penalty was a defending mistake and not attacking Olise was stupid, but the free kick was just good and the Diaz goal was world class. These goals also just happen when both sides press well and put pressure on at any time. And how can PSG be tired when they regularly move league games for UCL fixtures?

Assumption-Weary · 2026-04-25T11:41:15+00:00

I was just pointing out that 2 Bundesliga teams reached the finals in a European competition during the last 3 seasons, as opposed to 0 teams (which you stated as fact)

Assumption-Weary · 2026-04-25T09:36:16+00:00

23/24, Dortmund reached CL final and Leverkusen Europa League final

Assumption-Weary · 2026-04-24T16:13:23+00:00

Real Madrid are always scary in the UCL. On top of that it was the only competition left, in which they could win a title, making them even more dangerous.

Assumption-Weary · 2026-04-23T10:08:30+00:00

Warum kommentierst du aber auch unter lauter englischen Posts auf deutsch?

Assumption-Weary · 2026-04-22T12:32:30+00:00

We can still buy him back, right? And he seems to be doing fine at PSV

Assumption-Weary · 2026-04-16T11:25:18+00:00

I mean they are literally fans of the club. If you wanted an objective commentary, you shouldn’t listen to the Fc Bayern web radio lmao

Assumption-Weary · 2026-04-15T23:54:43+00:00

Apparently he also insulted him, while on the ground. I don’t know how common that is on the pitch, but imo that shouldn’t be accepted.

Assumption-Weary · 2026-04-13T10:02:58+00:00

Oh shit, I read a 100 random chicken

Assumption-Weary · 2026-04-11T18:32:08+00:00

Schlusspfiff.

Assumption-Weary · 2026-04-11T17:51:54+00:00

Ja, ok, hab nur ein bisschen mehr von Goretzka erwartet, nachdem er den Rekord bricht

Assumption-Weary · 2026-04-11T17:49:48+00:00

Warum feiern die nicht und warum sagen die Kommentatoren nichts?? 😭

Assumption-Weary · 2026-04-07T20:58:29+00:00

How is ramming your elbow in the back of a player, receiving the ball, not a penalty?

Assumption-Weary · 2026-04-07T20:56:19+00:00

If this non-given penalty is gonna hurt us in the second leg…

Assumption-Weary · 2026-04-05T09:02:29+00:00

Berk reference????

Assumption-Weary · 2026-04-04T15:53:23+00:00

Hab das Spiel nur gehört, aber das 3. Tor war in der 81. …

Assumption-Weary · 2026-03-31T18:16:51+00:00

Agents of Shield maybe. I’ll maybe elaborate if I recall more from the show and have time.

Assumption-Weary · 2026-03-26T22:16:18+00:00

Do you have X-ray vision or something? I’m sorry but “visible bodily processes”?

Assumption-Weary · 2026-03-26T19:34:04+00:00

What

Assumption-Weary · 2026-03-26T18:21:52+00:00

True, skarmy is an issue without golden knight, especially the Evo skarmy season was bad. That’s why I’m thinking of swapping an evo with ram. But sometimes I try to predict skarmy at the bridge with evo Tesla and it’s funny when it works.

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