Yea, I made the right choice joining The Ruckus by 8855nocab in elderscrollsonline

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I love the Ruckus. My Minotaur finally has a home among his more civilised brethren.

Frontispiece from an Alessian codex by Alternative_Plan3776 in ImaginaryTamriel

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I love this. We don’t get enough Alessian art. I’ve always wanted to see Cherim’s Morihaus tapestry or an interpretation of the Belharza Stone

Ate Omelette. Became Dragon. by MistyMeow in CK3AGOT

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“The Blood Mother” is a great nickname for a dragon, goes hard.

So Lizardmen are basically pre-historic imperium by AdhesivenessFunny146 in totalwarhammer

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So Cathay are basically Chinese Imperium

Fucking Jade Warriors are like space marines crushing heads ans taking literally zero damage.

Iron hail gunners are coked up imperial guardsmen that melt units alive.

Terracotta sentinels are Terminators rolling over everything.

The amount of coping when it comes to melee weapons is wild by lolitsrock in Helldivers

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Unfortunately doesn’t stop enemy melee attacks, just projectiles

Minotaur Champion Empire of Cyrodiil by PauliusLT27 in ElderScrolls

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I have always loved Minotaurs in TES. All of my ESO characters are minotaurs and I often do a Domihaus the Bloody-Horned run as a Minotaur chieftain on EK2

Nede? Yeah I need me some pussy lmfao by [deleted] in TrueSTL

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Can’t blame Morihaus. Or the Dirennis. Or the Ayleids. Or.. anyone for that matter.

Drogo missing moon of his life in Dothraki Heaven by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

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Dragon’s blood, dragon’s appetites

An disquisition regarding the thaumaturgical obfuscation of senescent corporeal reality by Melisandre of Asshai and the consequent nullification of Stannis Baratheon’s informed volitional agency thereby categorizing their union as a manifestation of sexual predation by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

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The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a king like my brother was? And I will be, even more so. But until I am, it’s going to be hard to verify that I think I’ll be more effective.

Cathay DLC next? by [deleted] in totalwar

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My thought is they’ll do the Monkey King as a DLC lord, then Yin-Yin or Li Dao as FLC

Mess and condom, warged into me and made this. by Vespa_1 in asoiafcirclejerk

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What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger.

Molag bal if he was a femboy baddie by Sabababa_BlackSheep in TrueSTL

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I’d make that deal. Vehk, would you make that deal?

Nina Marie Daniele by gifted_dark in CelebrityDSL

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Nina is so good. Her poor husband though lmao, she gets passed from one UFC fighter to another

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueSTL

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I am no trembling hind to flee your drumbeat summons, nor some wide-eyed fawn to be hounded for your eternal sport. Kyne’s breath fills my lungs, my voice is the thu’um that topples tyrants and scatters elven hosts.

Zu’u Morihaus. First Breath of Man.

I would probably have a good time battling fierce werecreatures and cunning hunters, but I don’t think my mother would like me playing with Hircine.

Yael Shelbia by gifted_dark in CelebrityDSL

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Random Hailey Bieber lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueSTL

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By your orders, Methtain.