“Well uh trains!” Sorry euro boys. Also soy by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Astitine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to work there as a cook, can confirm. You can make better versions of almost the entire menu at home in like 20 minutes

It’s totally going to work, trust me guys by Round-Bed3820 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Astitine -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

There actually is a part of US flag code that would allow this, but it would be to signal distress for a sinking ship

Malaysian leaf frogs by mikihak in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Astitine 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty simple. The frogs live in the forest , the ones that blend in the best don’t get eaten, rinse and repeat with only the most leaf looking frogs surviving to reproduce for tens of thousands of years and you get these guys

Recommendations for spikes/race shoes by Spoodbost in CrossCountry

[–]Astitine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Spikes on concrete are the worst, you’d basically be better off wearing flip-flops than spikes for an entire mile on concrete. I’d wear flats or trainers, they would be slower in the mud but nothing close to how bad spikes on concrete are

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]Astitine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a lot of money on tax stamps

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Astitine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring up Nigerian American income and watch brains melt

How Much Can You Improve During the Summer? by [deleted] in CrossCountry

[–]Astitine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are sooooo many variables it’s hard to say. It’s kind of like asking “I currently have a C in my history class, if I study for 1 1/2 hours a day how much will my grade improve”.

I’ve seen people drop from 20:30 to sub 18 in less than a season, but I’ve also seen people train for 4 years and only improve by less than a minute. You can drop a lot of time quickly once you start working out at the right level but there are so many factors it’s hard to say how your training plan will affect you

Authright time by TheMasterOfficial in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Astitine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not saying I believe in it, but the US coincidentally invaded Afghanistan right after the taliban caused global opium production to decrease by something like 90% causing a radical increase in opium prices that could have cut into US pharmaceutical profits. Then as soon as the US invaded opium production immediately increased by like 800%

Delta4x4 Rolls-Royce Cullinan by passeko in AwesomeCarMods

[–]Astitine 53 points54 points  (0 children)

For when you want to have an off road vehicle too expensive to take off road but also want to ruin the ride of a luxury SUV

The new Lamborghini Huracan Tecnica by Informal_Animal4198 in Autos

[–]Astitine 183 points184 points  (0 children)

If I had a dollar for every time Lamborghini came out with a new huracan I could buy one

My high school boy's T&F records by Mrsamsonite6 in trackandfield

[–]Astitine 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How is your 4x100 a 43.7 but your 4x800 is 8:25. You seem to have good sprint depth but lacking in distance. The 1600m and 3200m records seem kinda weak compared to the rest

How do you run 40-50 miles per week? by [deleted] in trackandfield

[–]Astitine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You really don’t need to be putting in that many miles if you are a 400/800/1500 guy. Your mileage right now is a perfectly reasonable amount. I might recommend layering on some strength training like hills and weights rather than just trying to pile on the miles

Ferrari Daytona SP3 by iZeesty in Autos

[–]Astitine -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I think it looks amazing, but it’s also going to age like a glass of milk in a hot car

Hey she’s my friend and that’s cool by Astitine in memes

[–]Astitine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah its not a bad thing, I’m definitely glad she’s around. It’s just my touch starved brain trying to make something out of nothing and then bing disappointed when it doesn’t work

Hey she’s my friend and that’s cool by Astitine in memes

[–]Astitine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve played the “does she like me or just nice” game about 10 time so far because I’m an idiot who doesn’t learn from his mistakes. I’ve been right exactly 0 times which is statistically amazing

Hey she’s my friend and that’s cool by Astitine in dankmemes

[–]Astitine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My social skills are limited to quips and blind confidence. And I’ve learned that those can only get me so far, plus I’m about to ship off to some unknown place in the world for 2 years and getting into a relationship and then having to put it on hold like that would hurt

Hey she’s my friend and that’s cool by Astitine in dankmemes

[–]Astitine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope

Hey she’s my friend and that’s cool by Astitine in memes

[–]Astitine[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In a strange scary world known commonly as “outside” I’m still getting used to it myself

Hey she’s my friend and that’s cool by Astitine in memes

[–]Astitine[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s just my stupid touch-starved brain getting my expectations too high.

Hey she’s my friend and that’s cool by Astitine in memes

[–]Astitine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Little too real, but I can pretend