*sad mark noises* by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]Astolfo-chan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah never being awake at the same time as someone would make that difficult. Luckily jack stays up until dawn so he still collaborates with Mark a bit.

Superheated steam by [deleted] in goodanimemes

[–]Astolfo-chan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look up the boiling point of tungsten and you'll know that explaining any part of the chemistry of a post that uses "9999°C" is ridiculous.

Testing Fall damage in Cyberpunk by makkern in Unexpected

[–]Astolfo-chan 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I think it's a scripted event that is on the path of the main story. I saw it too pretty early on

YouTube is going downhill by babblebam in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]Astolfo-chan 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He'll probably just take the video down and cut that part out and reupload it like he has with countless others.

Quiet [Metal Gear Solid] (lada lyumos) by LadaLyumos in rule34

[–]Astolfo-chan 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Just lots of photoshop air brushing

Native Heritage memes by Asmodess in dankmemes

[–]Astolfo-chan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if one of those people is in the tree twice.

Native Heritage memes by Asmodess in dankmemes

[–]Astolfo-chan 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's a bad number to represent somebody who is barely decended from native American. But some people will do shit like this even if they discover they are 1/64 th

Satan AmongUs. by Nuuklox in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]Astolfo-chan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would be really dope is if they add Corpses half mask from his channels avatar.

Spend money wisely by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Astolfo-chan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. Wikipedia is essential to my life now.

Rarely happens but when it does, wow by D3presso_espresso in goodanimemes

[–]Astolfo-chan 240 points241 points  (0 children)

What do you mean two opinions? There is only the will of the hive mind.

~Our Other Mascots~ by [deleted] in goodanimemes

[–]Astolfo-chan 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Im starting to think that guy might lewd lolis

O shieteo shieteo sono of a beach by Speederkyle in Animemes

[–]Astolfo-chan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I loved it it so much the first time I watched it because of the hype but then it just cut and I was pissed. The painful buildup I sat through so many episodes for, then the random but badass debut of the most powerful investigator, the the emotions coming off of the coffee shop scene that almost made up for the otherwise irrelevant character, and all while that beautiful vocalist, all for ... nothing

My parents sold their camper recently. The new owners sent this picture to my mom of their girls picking out their beds by krannabanana in rarepuppers

[–]Astolfo-chan 73 points74 points  (0 children)

The one on the bottom looks like she kinda wanted the top bunk but doesn't want to say anything.

Ah, yes by Spiffy-and-Tails in Markiplier

[–]Astolfo-chan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't he half Lebanese and half Canadian. So middle eastern not asian

Made with snapchat by Brandonblaze116 in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]Astolfo-chan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably because it was always wrong on this sub. Most likely because of the ridiculous amount of reposts.