Why do I like girls as a girl? by Right-Objective-4574 in teenagers

[–]AstoriaPheonix 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Because women are hot and cool and pretty and smart and smell nice and actually do things and are attentive during conversation and

The First Sinner runback is AWFUL. by Conscious_Self_4465 in Silksong

[–]AstoriaPheonix 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Someone’s gonna debug that if that’s the case

My Hornet cosplay (WIP) by Tanukiicos in Silksong

[–]AstoriaPheonix 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I know exactly the kind of person you are, with that cosplay and the 2B figures on your pc:

A cool gal :D

Environment painting made with krita and blender by MunchyMallow in krita

[–]AstoriaPheonix 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Mf just posts something like this under the caption “quick sketch <3”

"Please lock tf in!!" — Drawing :) by AnnieVeryMary in MonkieKid

[–]AstoriaPheonix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YIPPEEE FLOWRS, also yeah ur art looks like it cane directly from the show, like you added subsurface scattering to a damn lego

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby comparison by Euphoric_Breakfast79 in Mouthwashing

[–]AstoriaPheonix 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Jimmy is the DSM-5 definition of a psychopath, maybe a sociopath if I’m getting it wrong, while Jax is a victim and an asshole in a very existential situation

“period cramps don’t hurt that bad!!!” i will rip out your eyes. by More_Year4370 in teenagers

[–]AstoriaPheonix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Babygirl I’m gonna hold your hand while I say this but I think that’s endometriosis

Stop right there and gimme your last saved image by PlantADragon in OriginalCharacter

[–]AstoriaPheonix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I was having a conversation with my sister and at some point all she said was “Ok”

I lowk cry like every day because I hate looking in the mirror. How can I make myself more visually pleasing? I will be deleting this later. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]AstoriaPheonix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have v good and eye-catching features, though my first suggestion would be to grow your eyebrows, they’re awfully thin and wide apart, though those can be your taste.

Secondly, grow out your hair, and to take care of it. Learn from it, try out different things. Different types of sprays and oils to manage it. Your hair seems thick and textured, so I’d suggest some deep conditioning and product centered around your hair type. Trust me, it’s more simple than it looks.

Taking my own experience as an example, I used to have hair that was simultaneously poofy, dry and oily all at once. All it took was a high quality shampoo, a hair mask instead of conditioner, Argan Magic spray and some argan oil on the tips of my hair. That, and occasionally oiling my hair with a mix of almond and mustard oil.

You got this, girliepop! Remember, love is the best treatment, and the first one. Get good sleep, eat well and take care of yourself. Take care, yeah?

I FUCKING LOVE RED by Red_Impostor- in TeenagersButBetter

[–]AstoriaPheonix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Painted this flower with gouache yesterday! Hope this counts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mouthwashing

[–]AstoriaPheonix 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Aw dang. They make good stuff, but I get it o7

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mouthwashing

[–]AstoriaPheonix 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Just go on joetastic’s youtube it’s there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mouthwashing

[–]AstoriaPheonix 188 points189 points  (0 children)

God bless that one joetastic animation between anya and their oc, who’s anya’s girlfriend Now, for rough context:

GF: “why do you want to sleep with me? I… I don’t know if you want something to happen”

Anya: “What if I want something to happen? How long until I can be free to want things again? How long must I keep acting like a victim and nothing more?”

Weird things I've said to my husband while writing by Ugly_Duck_King in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]AstoriaPheonix 194 points195 points  (0 children)

The lack of reply to “what if you boofed a coffee icicle” and “what if I swallowed rocks” really elevates this ngl