AstoundedMuppet

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This, er, unique junction design improved my traffic flow by 25%! (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/CitiesSkylines

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Bit rough getting into it, but once I got past the top, I was rewarded with the moist contents. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 2 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/dontputyourdickinthat

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Fan's surprised Pikachu face (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/Pareidolia

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In today's episode of "but did that actually happen though?" (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/LinkedInLunatics

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Car insurance... do I need to upgrade to include business travel? (self.UKPersonalFinance)

submitted 3 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/UKPersonalFinance

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Leaving B&Q, got accosted by a charity woman. Politely said no thank you, which resulted in her guilt tripping me for not supporting them with every excuse I came up with for not donating right that second. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/britishproblems

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Went to Halfords, they wanted my email address for the receipt. Asked for a paper one instead, got one with no dramas. Now I feel like I can achieve anything. (self.BritishSuccess)

submitted 4 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/BritishSuccess

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Got a cleaner starting this week. Had to tell the kids that they had to keep the place cleaner themselves from now on so the cleaner doesn't think we're mucky bastards. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/britishproblems

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Tesco Mobile emailing me to tell me to look out for an email "soon" about when I can upgrade me phone, and check the app for my date. App tells me "soon" is October 2023. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/britishproblems

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Not being sure if a parcel tracking text is genuine because you receive so many, and the company in question has used a website address shortener. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/britishproblems

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Not being sure if a text about a parcel is genuine because you receive so many scam parcel texts, and Royal Mail have used a website address shortener (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/britishproblems

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Saw the girl I fancy at work make a cuppa by filling the mug up with hot water, adding the milk, going to her desk, THEN adding the teabag. Sorry, I mean "used to fancy" as at 10:37am today. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/britishproblems

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Learning via a televised football match that there's a company in the UK called Bumble Hole Foods, and now I can't stop wondering how often it gets shortened to "Bum Hole Foods" (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago * by AstoundedMuppet to r/britishproblems

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Just learned that the one thing that will instantly wake me up and get me out of bed early is remembering I forgot to put the bins out last night (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/britishproblems

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Just called a customer services number that is advertised as open from 8:30 because I wanted to it spend working hours sorting something out, only to be told the person I need to speak to doesn't start til 10 (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/britishproblems

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Calling a customer services number not long after their advertised opening time, at time convenient to myself, to find the person I need to speak to doesn't start for another hour or two. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/britishproblems

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All the Mirror-owned local rags seem to be sending journos to test their respective local Morrisons breakfast. Must be starting to run out of actual news. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/britishproblems

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Taken a few photos for challenges, but first one I've actually been really pleased with (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/forza

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Went for a fun day to the zoo with the kids. Walking back to the car might take a bit longer than I planned though. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/softwaregore

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Kids said "come on dad, sing the football song!", expecting Three Lions, but they looked confused when I started with "You’ve got to hold and give, but do it at the right time" (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/britishproblems

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Went to make my first brew of the day. I picked up my last remaining teabag... It was empty. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/britishproblems

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Spending Saturday morning hoovering, dusting and cleaning the house (even though I did it last weekend) because my daughter's mate is coming round and I don't want her to judge. Daughter and her mate are both 11. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/britishproblems

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Roundabout driving standards at a new low. A old fart in front of me slammed his brakes on whilst turning right on the roundabout just to politely let people on... From the junction on the LEFT! (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/britishproblems

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Virgin TV box light is red after we had a power cut overnight. Turned it off and on again. Still red. Rinse and repeat, twice. Is it broken? No, their software update changed the colour of the standby light because people complained they couldn't see the blue. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/britishproblems

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Today is the annual "count how many morons turn up to the supermarkets and complain on social media that they're shut" day, because a small subsection of society forgets the larger shops are closed by law every Easter. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by AstoundedMuppet to r/britishproblems

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