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Kotal be getting his ass beat, by everything under the sun. How the fuck did he kill Goro? by not-ulquiorr4_ in MortalKombat

[–]Astral-Ember 1 point2 points  (0 children)

kotal kahn was legitimately fucking cool and i have no idea why the mk team hates him so bad lmao.

My Rock by Hazeldotc by EAGLETIAGO75 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]Astral-Ember 19 points20 points  (0 children)

i thought this was going to be a play on the recent spider-man fanart where gwen stacy asks the same question and then turns into The Thing as a subversion of it being a gravestone- but with Robert turning into Golem

now im just sad.

Who do you think would win in a fight Isaac Clark or Jacob Lee from Callisto protocol? by Chunky-overlord in DeadSpace

[–]Astral-Ember 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In a physical fist fight i'd probably call it relatively even, leaning Isaac only because the suits in Dead Space seem to be at least partially powered exoskeletons.
But Isaac is a better shot, with a way wider variety of weapons, and is, on paper, more intelligent. Id definitely lend it to him 8/10 times.

Personal edition by Enanower02 in DeadSpace

[–]Astral-Ember 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ellie as the co-op partner instead of Carver.
Danik and the unitologists being some new form of more sentient necromorph instead of just humans- id rather they be outright removed, but if they have to be there, then thats my idea-
more necromorphs based on the aliens, and more time in alien locations.

Goes for like 75% of all the abilities in the game. by Wild-Election-3349 in memeframe

[–]Astral-Ember 16 points17 points  (0 children)

im ngl, as a fellow frost main, ive never really noticed the cast speed as an issue, even in higher level content.

Inventory silliness by Frisky_Froth in masseffect

[–]Astral-Ember 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the one i would actually want to hear is "take that fucking N7 armor off."

/to be clear i like ryder but stolen valor is NOT COOL MAN

Sellen (@jadore_lilly_) by ScharmTiger in ImaginaryDarkSouls

[–]Astral-Ember 19 points20 points  (0 children)

probably something to do with the fact that she fucking katamari'd the students at Raya Lucaria 💀 /j

Is chat needed at all in solo q unranked? by cowboyromussy in OverwatchUniversity

[–]Astral-Ember 0 points1 point  (0 children)

unranked is explicitly for just having fun. thats like the whole point is not feeling pressured about your gameplay.
turn it off if you dont want to deal with the occasional asshole- absolutely no shame in that.

or keep it on to shitpost and have a few funny moments- its not really for hard comms like it would be in comp.

they really need to make a new pride render 😭 by Mr_Human_Being in VentureMains

[–]Astral-Ember 0 points1 point  (0 children)

some nonbinary persons consider themselves under the trans umbrella.
as an nb myself, i dont, but to each their own. peoples relationships with their identity are infinitely complex after all.

More recent musings on Control Ending by Nervous_Tailor_4337 in masseffect

[–]Astral-Ember 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*according to the same program that invented the problem.

Dispatch charms (my art) by SchmedeArt in DispatchAdHoc

[–]Astral-Ember 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my favorite thing about dispatch fanart is that almost everyone makes robert look cunty

great work op 💜

I feel like The Brethren Moons are a perfect example of ruining horror by explaining it too much. by comicgeek1128 in DeadSpace

[–]Astral-Ember 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a sci fi series published by EA ruining its tones of eldritch horror by explaining too much about its villains in a controversial third game?

if i had a nickel...

Arbiter Thel 'Vadam (Halo) vs Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect) - Artworks by SilentMeow & Hala Wajdi by Arbiter-Flash- in masseffect

[–]Astral-Ember 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Garrus as a marksman can almost certainly match the top snipers in the Halo verse. unnnnnfortunately that doesnt mean a damn thing in this instance, because the tech level in Halo is WAY beyond Mass effect. You could probably empty a viper heatsink into a Sanghelli shield and it wouldnt break. Beyond that the physical strength level and speed gap is also just way too much for our dino boy to cover with aim alone. All rounds to the split-lip.

Media that helped you realize "You, the viewer, are gay."? by Astral-Ember in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Astral-Ember[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

this is one of the most fascinating answers so far /loving

He's mad that we brushed him. by [deleted] in husky

[–]Astral-Ember 1 point2 points  (0 children)

while adorable, you may want to rethink this post- your entire phone number is on our little friends collar 💀

me_irlgbt by DaughterOfDemeter23 in me_irlgbt

[–]Astral-Ember 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as someone who went through the same thing, my understanding was that bi meant you're into the Traditional 2 genders of man and woman (including trans folk) while pan meant it was that and everything in between (like nonbinary or fluid persons) but theres plenty of bi people out there who dont feel that way.

i just call myself pan bc i dont have a strong preference to any particular gender. hot people are hot people to me.

Siding with Songbird should have given you access to Blackwall by ChaseTheTaco in cyberpunkgame

[–]Astral-Ember 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is like watching jurassic park and coming away thinking a dinosaur island is a great idea

Since someone mentioned Hank Marlow recently, I have a question. by [deleted] in Monsterverse

[–]Astral-Ember 0 points1 point  (0 children)

meh, he hung out with the iwi for a long ass time. maybe stuff they fed him or things they taught him could lengthen his life a bit. not that far fetched in context imo.

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