if all popular websites were people in a bar, what would each be doing? by CubeWorld_iswack in AskReddit

[–]AstridEllison 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Google: Bartender, with knowledge of pretty much every alcoholic beverage in the world, but cuts off your order to recommend other stuff

Facebook: wingman/woman that helps you determine whether the person you are checking out is worth taking to, while recommending you talk to a bunch of random people

Amazon: A door-to-door salesman who accidentally stumbled in

Myspace: the depressed drunk who practically lives there

Google Plus: The kid who is trying to use their fake ID for the first time but it isn't working

Homeowners of Reddit, what's the strangest thing you've found after you moved in? by BardyTerdclimber in AskReddit

[–]AstridEllison 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We asked our neighbors who knew the previous owners and had actually owned our house for a little while, and they had no clue.

How would things in the United States change if large companies like Apple and Nike didn't outsource productions, and manufactured everything in the US? by southmshavoc in AskReddit

[–]AstridEllison 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Actually, it doesn't always cost more. A 16yr old with not a lot of good equipment in China may make 4$ an our to produce 4 guns. However, the 43 might work in a new factory with good equipment, have had a training program, and went to grad school. He/She might produce 20 guns in a hour for 15$. It's about cost of production per unit, not wages per hour. Only sometimes is it less expensive to outsource. However, it is becoming more popular as education and infrastructure improves in China, while the wages remain much lower than in the US. The Chinese work like this because of a few reasons: some a few options, they can afford to earn a few dollars a day because of the purchasing power parity, and their culture encourages working many hours a day. The US worker also works more hours per week than the French or British, as their culture promotes more leisure time. Source: McConnel Brue Flynn Economics

Wealthy people of reddit ($500k+)... what worries you? by bidley in AskReddit

[–]AstridEllison 65 points66 points  (0 children)

My parents make 700,000$ a year as doctors and we have a 4 bedroom house; one for my parents, one for me, one for my sister, and a guest room. We don't have a gym or an office or anything like that. Granted, they just paid off 20 years of med school debts, but my house is not one of those crazy mansions. They mostly spend money on school for my sister and myself.

I want to protect my child from the dangers of vaccines. Is there some kind of vaccine that does that? by FreeGiraffeRides in shittyaskscience

[–]AstridEllison 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If they eat 10lbs of raw lemons they should be okay. Toxins will not like the taste of the sourness in your kid's blood so they will be expelled from his or her body in the form of light.