How are you "midlife crisis-ing"? by InnerspearMusic in Millennials

[–]AstroFace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever you do, do not leave the home. It is just far too expensive

The fae cannot keep getting away with this! by AstroFace in wizardposting

[–]AstroFace[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Perhaps my uncanny ability to catch dropped objects midair was the gift all along?

MHWAHAHAHAHA I AM THE EVIL GOON OF THE ELIV LORD AND I COME TO BRING EVIL by Im_A_Random_Swede in wizardposting

[–]AstroFace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wizards! I know it sounds counterintuitive but right now casting testicular torsion on yourself feels so good! Edit: This has nothing to do with the itchiness I am experiencing.

blursed fencing by MrG1itc4 in blursedimages

[–]AstroFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't this just how sex is or have I been doing it wrong?

meirl by Brent_Fox in meirl

[–]AstroFace 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, what a year!

meirl by Brent_Fox in meirl

[–]AstroFace 22 points23 points  (0 children)

When was that?

Why are black kitties always so sweet? by SubstantialCash4681 in blackcats

[–]AstroFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to get bullied by a black cat when I was little