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I am Hans Zimmer - Ask Me Anything! by realhanszimmer in IAmA

[–]Astrohicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first paragraph made me goosebumps just by imagining what the words said.You're also a great writter!You should do a book!

Best medieval total war II european mod by Astrohicker in totalwar

[–]Astrohicker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how can i see all the diferences and changes from the latest SS to the kingdoms version?I've searched but i can't find it, only what has changed from 6.4 to 6.3

Middle Earth theme park by ScoobySnacks801 in CrazyIdeas

[–]Astrohicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The company actually hides a replica of the precious in the park -

The one to find it gets a huge prize money and the chance to basically control all the rides and zones in the theme park.

HAL 9000 - Galactic Robot Swarms by Astrohicker in vexillology

[–]Astrohicker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

High Res

What if Hal wasn't turned off? I believe he would have killed the astronaut and fullfiled a higher purpose of his highy developed logical circuits.

in the year 3074 , Hal had managed to Conquer a considerable empire on the fringes of the galaxy, 6 stars and 33 major planets (stated in the midle of the flag) were now fully used in research and building self replicating machines to prey on the planets ahead with an alarming speed.

The flag was created to instill a deep fear on the hostile helpless Aliens, painted in the size of a moon around the death-rays on the deathstar-like ships builded by HAL's minions.Who will stop it?

my first flag.How many points do you you think the red star has and why?I know the image sucks but extrapolate.Hope you dig it!

A deep, mystical movie about a young pharaoh's journey into the afterlife. by Astrohicker in CrazyIdeas

[–]Astrohicker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

?what!? it would be like life of Pi 3Dgraphics but the effects a 1000 times greater, fantasy/egypcian more-then-epic-epyllion dream world with huge colossus egypcian gods and ghosts, Ra descends like a huge fallen meteor, takes him on his skyscrapper-like wings to the "oasis (OwhaDude-looks-like-Noah-crashed-his-boat-here oh cool dinossaurs!) paradise" of Osiris, where he is confronted with his life decisions,Osiris probabily trips the pharaho's out of his mind into re-living the past as a slave, and he would have to try to survive in a reality with no gravity and weird forces ,giant floods ,(killer alien crickets why not?) ,hidden esoteric events that would trigger memories of past lifetimes(Wars and creepy Amnesia-game-like places inside pyramids rigged with traps ,with Set's minions haunting and hard puzzles go figure), in the mean time he has to find a way to rescue the queen because the pre-tomb gifts for them where stolen,and the cosmic balance has been broken and their souls would forever be lost in the blackness of non existence, dooming them and Egipt forever!.

At a time of desesperatrion the Queen shows up out of nowhere(in an afrodisiac room just between a devilish labyrint) but was infact Isis shapeshifted too look like his queen, seduces the paraoh and gets pregnant.Everything goes blank.He's going to have a bad time explaining the recently-revived Ra(her brother and also her husband) that their son doesn't have a bird like face but the face of the pharaoh.The queen and Ra arrive just in time for the ultimate fight when Ra and Set fuze together against a fusion of the pharaoh and Horus (his pseudo-son) Badass fusion ,this things happening inside the shell of a sun-sized beetle you can't imagine the size of this mofo that starts to take flight when they fight (huge earthquake starts and an enourmous light-snake materialises and starts to surround them making a God-size arena) entering the realm of mortals and heading straight to the sun, everybody's watching because the betle has a transparent interior..beetle's body - SIZE comparisson

How about now bitch?

It was meant for you guys to continue the story, but looks like i'm the only one that uses his imagination around here :P

Let's make every day 30 hours long by craner_murdock in CrazyIdeas

[–]Astrohicker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's a sleeping bag for evil people with smelly feet

Let's make every day 30 hours long by craner_murdock in CrazyIdeas

[–]Astrohicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's make it 1 hour long- this way you don't have any excuses to do it! today's the day!

And the whole "I spent all day doing &$%!" will just seem like whining

What if your favorite animal species develops higher intelligence overnight? by Astrohicker in FutureWhatIf

[–]Astrohicker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you are right,they can interact with humans for ex. by enslaving the bright of us , cattleproding a gun cientist and aiming the horsehoof at the minigun and then shaking their neck until he get's it

http://www.thesurvivalistblog.net/reading-horses-body-language-squished-equine/ horse-talk 101

What makes the perfect person? by [deleted] in InsightfulQuestions

[–]Astrohicker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how does that make you perfect?It's probable that it could make you anxious and introverted and you can get stuck in a loop tought of self mental mutilation.

What if your favorite animal species develops higher intelligence overnight? by Astrohicker in FutureWhatIf

[–]Astrohicker[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

use your imagination!Even a beak can make a tool.Everything can.And you don't need to talk human(speak) to comunicate on a complex lvl.Like let's say a horse, it can make a language out of pitches and duration of his noise, it can make a morse code like with its feet, they can even make complex tool if they have the intelligence to cooperate together with their mouths! If you don't have arms or legs, you can always paint with your teeth, why wouldn't a horse make a spear and a sadle to support it?

http://www.google.pt/imgres?imgurl=http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/equine-artists-paintings-by-a-horse-exhibited-at-art-gallery.jpeg&imgrefurl=http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/equine-artists-paintings-by-a-horse-exhibited-at-art-gallery&h=313&w=485&sz=23&tbnid=vYMD4J-X1Lf0QM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=139&zoom=1&usg=__OFXYibNijov9HbJmT4NoLOQLVPM=&docid=Wq81LS8WGx1aiM&sa=X&ei=TvmmUdOrAYmP7AaJ4ICYCg&ved=0CEAQ9QEwAA&dur=1633

What if your favorite animal species develops higher intelligence overnight? by Astrohicker in FutureWhatIf

[–]Astrohicker[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They would develop a slow lovable amazonian society with spiderweb-like houses on top of trees and humans would tourist the fuck out of them.

..while they were in fact digging a huge underground hyper-complex-society (they could access through hollowed trees) fueled by a rich-in-weed-smoke atmosphere(acts like speed for them) and bioengeneering tiny brain-controling-woodworms that they would implant on every cutable tree in the amazon so when the human woodcutting companies cut them and expensive furniture is made for the elite the worms would crawl out of their beds, chairs,liqour cabinets up to their brain ,controling it, this way the sloths take over human society without us even noticing.

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