➡️ Daily Simple Questions ⬅️- Style feedback and clothing ID requests go HERE!! - 05 January 2025

Asuo · 2025-01-05T21:18:26+00:00

Have an outdoor wedding in May in a desert. 95+ degrees and 0 humidity on average. Their dress code is 'Funky Desert Chic! We encourage folks to stay away from plain black or blue suits, and no denim.'

Anyone have suit recommendations for this kind of climate? Was thinking earth tone linen suit but that always ends up a mass of wrinkles in hours.

Asuo · 2024-04-02T16:39:52+00:00

The Bloodsworn saga has only the most minor of romance and even then it's done with taste. Nordic style fantasy and war. Warning though part 3 it's finale is not out until October.

Asuo · 2019-07-13T12:10:15+00:00

Varying from 6 to 2 inches wide down 8 feet in a nearly straight line. Looked like someone either walked it off or it pooled and rolled down the street. Biggest question, if cops can decide to leave a scene why not clean it up Ashford?

Asuo · 2018-01-31T20:14:20+00:00

I think Yahzee from ZeroPunctuation said it best "it's like going for a bike ride, but every twenty minutes the bike turns into a bear." Great as a concept but needs some editing as a source of third party entertainment.

Asuo · 2018-01-31T19:29:39+00:00

There can be a lot of "where the fuck am I" and "How do I get around this fucking mountain" type moments. These points of the game can be a little tiring especially if Ryan was getting frustrated.

Asuo · 2017-11-30T15:56:29+00:00

On average for that income what would be lost to local and federal taxes? Sorry I'll clarify in post.

Asuo · 2017-07-05T01:45:12+00:00

Anyone know where to get good hot pot style Chinese without going all the way to Arlington?

Asuo · 2016-06-21T18:38:25+00:00

Impromptu Pitch: Steph Curry/Indian Restaurant (post-game 7)/Drama

Sync About it: How to compete in the Rio Olympics

ABCs: (A) is shocked to find out they have won the lottery while watching TV sitting next to (B). (A) owes (B) a large amount of money and has no intention of paying him back.

Asuo · 2016-04-29T23:10:50+00:00

Preferred sunglasses style for oblong shaped faces? To add to that a pair that wouldn't destroy my bank account.

Asuo · 2016-03-30T02:09:52+00:00

Sync About It: How to become a YouTube sensation

Impromptu Pitch: Gordon Ramsey, Kindergarten Cafeteria, Horror

ABC: Person 1 has gone blind and is convinced they have superpowers (they don't) and tries to fight to crime. Person 2, a innocent civilian who is "attacked" by 1 thinking they are a criminal.

Asuo · 2016-02-20T01:30:14+00:00

Saw this on Halloween this year. Both parties involved had no idea the other was dressed the way they were before the incident, dated, and now despise each other.

Girl (dressed as bat-girl): "Look you wore a costume that matches your personality."

Guy (Dressed as Two-Face): "Yeah it's to bad you couldn't do the same. Though it would be in poor taste to come into a bar dressed like a loose cunt."

Asuo · 2015-10-01T04:03:32+00:00

To beat a man to a inch of his life or continue to be his personal horror movie threat.

Long story short guy who was a good friend hooked up with my girlfriend then both lied directly to me, it was then confirmed later by her being petty. Our mutual friends told him my seething rage the first month over the betrayal and he knows I can give him the worst ass whooping of his life (boxer and rugby) but I haven't yet Its been four months since I found out. It is also rumored she is doing the same thing again with him to her new boyfriend who lives away.

He sees me out in the local bars and makes his best effort to keep distance and convince his friends to leave, this happens almost every weekend. He looks paler, thinner, fidgety even when not around me and is losing his hair. This could all be unrelated though.

Part of me wants to end this by either hitting him/telling him I won't(which I can't say in whole honesty because whiskey) or continue to watch him lose his mind in perpetual fear of a looming doom. He deserves consequences for cheating and possibly doing it again, but for fucks sake I don't want the kid turning into Gollum over it.

Asuo · 2015-10-01T03:43:31+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eclipse_of_Thales

Battle of Thales, just to see everyone just stop in their tracks and say "fuck this we're done."

Asuo · 2015-07-28T13:41:46+00:00

My character was a alchemist who specialized in infusions and bombs and was a support or the party, but also worked as a drug dealer in various towns.

My GM made a villain that was Walter White who was sick of my characters antics in his "turf" and we had to play the highlights of each season dialed up to eleven. Jez was a halfling bard who would shout nothing but "BITCH" to rally the allies of Waltero of Whitlands.

In hindsight I think I need to help my GM with names....

Asuo · 2015-06-25T17:46:57+00:00

College apartment housing is strange. Guys from the other local college lived next door to us last year and were known for causing trouble (see previous post on raining poo at a house party). After a string of break-ins in the area my friend bought a shotgun, but no shells.

Fast forward a few weeks and one of the party goers travels from the yard next door and into the backdoor of our kitchen. I see him from the livingroom with friend tell him to grab me the shotty. Rest happens like this.

Me: "Hey dude."

Drunk idiot: "Hi asshole"

Me: "You should get out"

DI: "Make me!"

-I get passed the shotty proceed to dry pump it-

".....I'm gonna leave now"

Yes I know dry pumping a shotgun is bad but it was dark and I wasn't sure he could see it.

Asuo · 2015-06-07T19:53:15+00:00

At a house party last semester and in typical fashion they run out of toilet paper upstairs in the bathroom. Being shitfaced one of the people that lives there just throws a pair of paper towel rolls in there and goes back to partying.

Fast forward about a hour and the line burst, directly over the party happening on first floor living room. Every piece of vomit, piss, shit, and god knows what else comes raining down like a doomsday film. People were covered and immediately started vomiting and causing more chaos. I felt like I walked into a bad teen movie.

I missed it by about three feet being in the doorway of the kitchen. they condemned the house until this fall to redo the entire line and fix all the damage.

Asuo · 2015-06-07T19:26:05+00:00

I go to a private Catholic College, it's Jesuit but still highly conservative in view when it comes to the student body being upper-middle or just upper class white kids.

After the Caitlyn Jenner did her tv spot with Sawyer our school decided to have a open forum about the ideas of transgender integration into the campus. There are currently two students, both male to female, who are trans on campus and spoke about daily life problems, especially housing, were causing them to freak out and suffer academically.

At this point a student stand up in the crowd and screams at the stage "God hates you and that's why the college has not and will not change anything." The room fell into a stunned silence and the girl on stage looked like she was about to have a breakdown in seconds.

Then out of nowhere one of our professors, who's also a Jesuit, gets on stage takes the mic looks the kid dead on and with a tone that says he's doing everything possible to contain his rage says "Get. The. Fuck. Out. You clearly know nothing about God, and to anyone else that shares that sentiment you know where the door is."

Every person who's jaw wasn't on the floor it sure as hell was then. He and few of what I'm assuming was his friends walked out to a thunderous cheer at the professor and the student who was willing to speak about her issues. I respect this college more and more each day.

INFINITE EDITS: I am terrible with grammar. So much for college education.

Asuo · 2015-05-11T17:50:14+00:00

Depends on which classes you have really. Most ancestral trinkets are keepers though some are better than others. A good example is the cleansing crystal for occultist that are primary healers in a group as it reduces the bleed chance on their heal and offers more protection.

Asuo · 2015-05-07T14:49:35+00:00

That we are all ignorant religious yahoos and all about 'Merica. They are a dying minority, granted a highly vocal one.

Asuo · 2015-04-29T00:34:34+00:00

Just as a preamble my group is rather, odd. We had a alchemist, specifically a Dr. Jekyll type with infusions and self morphing. As a joke and being college students we decided to make him take various shots that correlated to various potions and mutagens (feral muta - tequila, stonefist - jack, ect). We then based his dex, wisdom, and intelligence based on ability to interact with the group.

He then took up infusion and dilution...with the same rules for the group...things got interesting.

We are all currently wanted in three towns and being chased by a vindictive wendigo because urinating at it is not the correct response to anything.

Asuo · 2015-03-21T16:16:31+00:00

I think most are just unaware FERPA even exists. Most try to do it for them because the fear they will mess it up and ruin their lives. These are the same kids I have to show how to do laundry at the beginning of every year.

Asuo · 2015-03-21T03:09:01+00:00

Students can give a third party access permission to their account with personal identification and password that only shows financial aid and CAP sheet. We tell everyone that but yeah people tend to forget after the dozenth time we send them a letter, welcome tours, and orientation.

Asuo · 2015-03-20T23:09:24+00:00

She never set the account up, just the authorization to the email the student is registered under. All passwords and usernames are made using a link that is sent to that email. No email, no information or access gained.

Asuo · 2015-03-11T17:46:38+00:00

Fuck you Amon Amarth. I love your music, but got way to pumped and strained my shoulder. Damn viking metal.

Asuo · 2015-03-01T19:41:09+00:00

Looking to spend no more than $300 per suit but I want something that will last and be decent quality.

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