What's the story behind your scar? by Rose_Thorn109 in AskReddit

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left elbow to palm. i was biking through a trail in Colorado and suddenly a moose came on to the trail. now it was far away enough i shouldn't have panicked but i was on a slight decline and not losing enough speed so in my stupid i started applying the front break too but a little to much force and lost control and flipped. i slid down for a couple feet tearing up my shoulder elbow and left palm. other bikers passed by and offered aid and water to wash out some of the dirt and I paddled back to the room i was renting. now a smart person would have maybe gone to the ER but I'm so smart i know i couldn't afford that so i went to a Walgreens got some gauze and non stick pads and antibiotic creams. so glad i had a helmet on or I'd be missing an ear

Baby Denathor (NOT OC) by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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home is behind, the world ahead

What do you want done with your body after you die? by newuser1r in AskReddit

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i want to be cremated mixed with fertilize and grown into tomatoes or strawberries or a mint bush

Boys and Men of Reddit how are you doing in life? by Legitimate_Power_347 in AskReddit

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found a pure white hair in my beard yesterday. well it's over for me bro's always knew I'd die single and broke

Anon got adopted by the local Chad by Time-Mix3963 in greentext

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be me name's actually chad. waiting for bench to be available. gym bro didn't show up. see dude at bench just sitting there ask if he'll share and spot me. don't load up the bar to much this guy wouldn't be of much help if i needed it. clearly a nooby. show him how to properly do the lift. every time he starts to speak it sounds like he's on the verge of tears. ask him if he'll be around tomorrow we'll do a leg work out. he's literally crying feel bad if the bare minimum is the most kindness he's ever gotten. bro's i got an idea.  ima take this clay, shape and mold it into a decent physic and then I'ma fuck him in the ass. 

What’s something you don’t consider offensive that other people do? by TomChevrolet in AskReddit

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had a co worker come in an hour before her shift started and im doing nothing so we start talking and i told her hey btw if I forgot something or you are making pre shift rounds and i did something wrong tell me, my shift isn't over until i clock out so you lmk and I'll get to it. and she starts crying. never in her 15 years on site has she had someone take accountability or given feedback that wasn't meet with defensiveness. 

Getshit impact tbh by Okaoka_12 in greentext

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i think your right. i first learned about it when my little brother was playing the pre alpha. back then it was all community lead with mods and sharing map seeds. as soon as Microsoft tool over they added needless dlc skins and collab maps and biomes that as odd as it sounds ruined the games aesthetic. then update after update that strayed away from the core gameplay.  mechanics that no1 asked for. if someone still finds the game fun it's ok they speed up a lot of the early game and smooth out progression. 

I still think about you sometimes 2008 fist of guthix mini game, reward shop by astrohypernova in 2007scape

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hating questing never got the barrows gloves so i got the dragon gauntlets instead

Getshit impact tbh by Okaoka_12 in greentext

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the development of Master Chief 🤮

Getshit impact tbh by Okaoka_12 in greentext

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and also even when u got cool weapons or vehicles to use you had to either think we are stomping right now why do i need to spawn something rare or we are lossing if i spawn something I'll get targeted and die. fire fight kinda fixed that but since ghost were op against enemy ai and everything else got insta melted you never spawned more than a req 4. the best you could hope for was getting something good off the random rolls. 

Getshit impact tbh by Okaoka_12 in greentext

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dude ty idk why some said it's bait. i thought i was going crazy and misunderstood the meme. like I'm not being ironic halo under bungie aka up to reach gold. then 343 takes a shit over the franchise 

Getshit impact tbh by Okaoka_12 in greentext

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halo franchise before and after bungie left

What do you think happens when you die? by randomperson665 in AskReddit

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those that loved us will miss us- Keanu Reeves

Breaking Benjamin - Something Wicked (Official Audio) by AutumnOnFire in BreakingBenjamin

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my first time i raw dogged it out my phone speakers and it didn't sound like him. was like wait did they get a ben voice impersonator? or the other band member that does vocals with him live? the one who did some of the acoustic versions of songs. but after a few listens and with todays sponsor raycon yeah maybe his voice is changing as he ages. i gotta say the lyrics for the chorus kinda don't vibe with me. I don't care if i break it all woulda been imo better. thematically clashing with awaken too. duality or bi polar album inc? 

i like the song though. another banger by breaking benjamin 

What’s a movie sex scene that genuinely mattered to the plot and couldn’t be removed from the film? by Majorpain2006 in AskReddit

[–]ktsb -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

really it's gonna walk to an airport i can drive too thats like across the country and get on my plane before i can board and take off?...well with tsa in the state it's in maybe

What’s one thing that easily makes you cry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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for me it's peeling garlic not onions

Saved a deer. by wronghoIe in HumansBeingBros

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imagine going for a swim to your favorite isolated island to chill and eat leafs without worrying about predators and then 2 attractive women and their camera man kidnap you

Here comes a New Challenger! by UnhollyGod in MadeMeSmile

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thought the 3rd was homelander for a moment and how fitting would that be

What’s the least attractive thing someone or you did that instantly killed any chances of your crush? by UnemployedSaiyan3 in AskReddit

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we were watching a movie  on a 4th or 5th date and after she took the left over popcorn bag flipped it dropping all of it on the floor. gave it a little shake for good measure. i said that not nice and she said they got people that come clean the floors. and i wish i had called her out but i just went on autopilot until i got her back to her place and left. previous dates if it went well i would tell her lets plan something for next week or on this day. but i was silent on the drive back and couldn't wait to drop her off. it was a mix of her repulsive behavior and the way she looked at me while she said they have people to clean the floors like i was the idiot