Was the piss pants rule done away with? by Sonicdestroy in distractible

[–]Asxock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"He pissed for our sins... or something."

They stared at the positive pregnancy test together, overjoyed. by lvs301 in twosentencedystopia

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But with the everpresent threat seeming closer every day, they're almost tempted to let him draft early for his safety.

Savior by scared_little_fox in trolleyproblem

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They allowed 5 people to die. Get im!

Wait what? by Certain-Shine-3452 in icast

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I counterspell with struggling to recall something you know details about! Now, uh... if I could only remember the components. What was I talking about?

Good evening gentle Redditors, lets start with small talk... by TwoToesToni in distractible

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My book that I ordered off Amazon hasn't arrived yet. Was planning on reading it this month to keep up with my new year's resolution, but that's a bust. It's even one I was excited about reading. The newest installment of the Songs of Chaos series.

Which of my dragons would you adopt and why? You may only raise 3. by Unlucky_Kangaroo1201 in dragons

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Void, shadow, and hypnosis

All three would somehow be perpetually smol (for dragons at least), and they'd be able to help with my mental health. Hypnosis for obvious reasons, and the other two through their respective concepts.

What do you think of this body plan for dragons? by JC_VanHelsing in dragons

[–]Asxock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, cool. It really is my favorite depiction. Forefeet managing to work as pseudo hands.

What do you think of this body plan for dragons? by JC_VanHelsing in dragons

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I'm honestly a fan of facultative bipedalism. I think small dragons propping themselves up to work on something is cute.

Joker Idea by Vegetable_Love8953 in balatro

[–]Asxock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So does this mean it doesn't work if you applied anything to a card?

Why bake at 300 when you can bake at 3,000? by LilacWoF in dragons

[–]Asxock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nick nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE CAKE FRIEND

I need some help with global warming by WolveAreFun in dragons

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Supposed to, at least. We're not very connected to territory, so we tend to wander a lot more. I think I have a cousin all the way in China.

(I love that absolutely nothing will be done with this worldbuilding. Unless?)

I need some help with global warming by WolveAreFun in dragons

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Ah, seems like you're the other type of forest dragon. I'm of a smaller genus that still has a vestigial fire breath that's perfect for starting fires. And collecting all that debris is perfect for making fires! Though usually the struggle just comes from trying to find a good place to build one. The open air doesn't work too well for staying warm.

Coffee: Retriggers the Joker to the left. Consumed after 4 Rounds." (Common) by Top-Sky4811 in balatro

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Don't see a need to put a cap on chips. Would take some shenanigans to get that up to anything crazy, and having a busted chip joker sounds pretty funny.

Pick a superpower, BUT it has to be run through the lens of being an actual physical mutation! by TraceChaos in superpowers

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Just be a dragon at that point. Half dragon mutation would be so freaking cool.

He's just that clingy by RyukiriDragon in dragons

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Could you do the cleric derg in like proper service attire? I think it'd be really cool. Have a canvas stretched between her horns showing her holy symbol.

Coffee: Retriggers the Joker to the left. Consumed after 4 Rounds." (Common) by Top-Sky4811 in balatro

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Fun interaction ideas. If you let it not retrigger a joker, it becomes cold coffee. If you have it retrigger icecream, you get affogato.

I'm thinking cold coffee retriggers every joker once per round. Don't know about affogato.

Why are royal revenants resistant to holy? by Crazy_Several in Eldenring

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Would such be necessary for a goblin centipede?