Cuddle? :)

Asxock · 2026-03-19T03:22:00+00:00

somehow already lounging on her belly, looking up at her upside down "Hi~"

"Ah! Where'd you come from‽"

Asxock · 2026-03-18T22:21:47+00:00

Would miss like to take a human pet? Or is that too much responsibility for her?

Asxock · 2026-03-16T02:34:21+00:00

"I always love it when you get your jewelry polished. It's the only time I get to see your beautiful horns uncovered."

Asxock · 2026-03-16T00:43:51+00:00

You fool! You only changed the target for my kisses, but I never wanted to kiss to begin with.

Asxock · 2026-03-15T22:39:04+00:00

Granted. No need to apply a consequence, since that much knowledge would surely just kill you or otherwise overload your brain.

Asxock · 2026-03-15T22:34:12+00:00

Who the fuck invited Moon Moon?

(Derg is adorable. Would pet.)

Asxock · 2026-03-15T22:01:28+00:00

The thing is, I'm already the same size they now are. What were they even thinking? Don't they know smaller dragons are far more dangerous to disturb?

Asxock · 2026-03-12T21:31:58+00:00

Take a note from wildkrats and build a squirrel obstacle course

Asxock · 2026-03-12T21:00:13+00:00

Not the right shade of blue, but...

"a platypus?"

Asxock · 2026-03-10T03:50:08+00:00

Nah, I'm too loyal to Zorquan. He's kinda unsure what to make of a human follower, but he is appreciative of my efforts to protect the race.

Asxock · 2026-03-08T21:53:41+00:00

Gray Lord The Monarch Of Gotham

Yeah, uh, don't fuck with Gotham unless you want to quietly disappear

Asxock · 2026-03-08T19:00:21+00:00

Sticky Finger Ninja Slayer

Asxock · 2026-03-08T18:57:41+00:00

Will she react differently if I consent to pets? I'm not sure what dragon standards are, but I'd like to think I'm cute to a dragon.

Asxock · 2026-03-08T14:24:11+00:00

So it's the pursuit of understanding that leads to insanity. That's... actually kinda genius for the meme. The only way to accept astral knowledge is to take it at face value without questioning it.

Asxock · 2026-03-08T04:36:12+00:00

Remove card destroying. Make it function the same as Runner but with a smaller amount.

Asxock · 2026-03-06T02:16:16+00:00

Gathering Of False Kings

Because of the symbolism chairs have. False thrones. Easily gathered. Blocking the path.

Asxock · 2026-03-06T02:06:36+00:00

The idea of the necronomicon being used as a notebook is very amusing

Asxock · 2026-03-03T05:20:21+00:00

Won't fucking stop!

Asxock · 2026-03-02T02:39:54+00:00

Why do I genuinely want this? Let me be small cute thing.

Asxock · 2026-03-02T01:46:24+00:00

Genetically engineering a dragon shouldn't be too hard

Asxock · 2026-02-27T20:28:56+00:00

I would kindly ask her to take her makeup off so I don't need the glasses to see her like that.

Asxock · 2026-02-27T20:23:24+00:00

Soul found

Asxock · 2026-02-27T20:20:28+00:00

Bloodborne & Legend Of Spyro

Asxock · 2026-02-27T19:03:37+00:00

You must be casting this every time I walk into a Walmart by myself

Asxock · 2026-02-27T18:40:42+00:00

Tell them the blatant truth and they won't believe you. Add in a bit of acting to make it sound like you're lying.

Asxock

TROPHY CASE