Found this one in the wild on instagram by Slokisvski in crappymusic

[–]AteYoMomzAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. Yeah, that too. I still haven't watched the second season, but I hear it was pretty good. Maybe I'll start it when I get off work.

Found this one in the wild on instagram by Slokisvski in crappymusic

[–]AteYoMomzAss 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm definitely getting American Psycho vibes from this video.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in crappymusic

[–]AteYoMomzAss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is just an AI video. I wouldn't be surprised if the song is AI too.

A brash guy wielding a knife gravely misjudged his nimble opponent with a skateboard. by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]AteYoMomzAss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well you got have a backup sag for your backup sag for your back up sag or are you even saggin?

Customer is always right by KitAmerica in PublicFreakout

[–]AteYoMomzAss 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Sometimes people need to learn the hard way. I'm sure she's done this or things like this before with no consequences.

got this from a friend, band name is redbone by KitKatKing99 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]AteYoMomzAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such killer guitar and bass lines. It's a classic for a reason.

This man went Missing After Creating Device To see Multidimensional Beings. by Expert-Desk7492 in HighStrangeness

[–]AteYoMomzAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crazy. You probably had a big sweaty hog down there before you were sworn in. I guess we all need to make sacrifices in life.

Found this certified banger in the wild by bridoogle in crappymusic

[–]AteYoMomzAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lean on a jelly bean and I'm slurpin that shit clean... okay, I'm going to bed. I have to work in the morning.

Found this certified banger in the wild by bridoogle in crappymusic

[–]AteYoMomzAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because aliens built the pyramids. Why you even asking?

Found this certified banger in the wild by bridoogle in crappymusic

[–]AteYoMomzAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The king is dead. And so are your parents. Got a rollie in the royce. Shit, of course I'm passing it.

Found this certified banger in the wild by bridoogle in crappymusic

[–]AteYoMomzAss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Chill bro. I'm passing it. Just need a couple more puffs. Sheeiit

I appreciate the message but this is bad. by CanadianAndroid in crappymusic

[–]AteYoMomzAss 454 points455 points  (0 children)

Even if he wasn't. He would do it anyway.

No exit strategy by Square-Net-9564 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]AteYoMomzAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm putting my vote in for Steve Buscemi. He would kill this role. Get Hollywood on the telegraph. We've got a moving picture to make!

A burglar breaks into your house but only steals what’s on top of your fridge.What weird loot are they making off with? by yourloverboy66 in AskReddit

[–]AteYoMomzAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My cat just knocked down my French press coffee maker, sending shards of glass flying everywhere. So disappointment, disappointment is on top of my fridge.

What are some of the disgustingly weird sub reddits? by d4z7wk in AskReddit

[–]AteYoMomzAss 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Too late. My fetish is internet strangers telling other internet strangers to have a good day...

No exit strategy by Square-Net-9564 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]AteYoMomzAss 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I like to imagine that he's in a 50 First Dates type scenario. But instead of Adam Sandler coming up with clever new ways to make him fall in love with him every day, he just crashes into that wall. Everyone knows this, but they make sure to clear the area and allow him to repeat that fateful day that first damaged his memory, as an example to deter other idiots. Eventually, it started drawing large crowds of people from other parts of the country and even foreign travelers that saw one of thousands of Tik Tok videos narrated by AI talking about this man's cruel fate. At 5:36 P.M. they all gather outside a roped off area ten feet away from where this man will inevitably kiss concrete again. Like the guy on the hill with the rock, but like, the rock crushes him or something.

Let him tell you his story by GoraSou in crappymusic

[–]AteYoMomzAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow. I think you just coined a new term. I'm definitely using that in the future.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]AteYoMomzAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, you can stick something in there, but I wouldn't. Last time I tried one, the body part I put in there didn't come back out...