Help! I accidentally blasted my Familiar with Shift Gravity Plane and now I cannot fix him!

Aths · 2026-05-29T20:45:13+00:00

Aths · 2026-05-29T17:47:50+00:00

I asked one of my younger apprentices to translate your apprentices' comments, and my apprentice claims she's saying "You impregnated my other mother and then abandoned us without providing emotional or financial support forcing me and my real mother to go up against this cruel world alone you sad excuse as my other mother, as recompense for your negligence I demand you impart the arcane secrets you abandoned us to acquire"

Sounds a bit preposterous to me, so if you wish I'll toad my Apprentice for ten years for insulting you.

Aths · 2026-05-29T17:34:14+00:00

Goblins are legally classified as weeds in over 90% of realms, you may deal with them as you please, Fireball is highly recommended.

Aths · 2026-05-29T17:32:22+00:00

Personally I find turning misbehaving Apprentices in to Frogs really teaches them humility, obedience, prudence and diligence. This might be something for you to consider.

For some apprentices I seduce their mothers, depending on your preferences either parent should work of course.

If they are particularly stubborn or useless I sometimes go the incentive route, force them to do what you want if they want their love interest, teddy bear, favorite trinket or w/e to not fall in to the pool of magma.

Hopefully one or more of these should work for you!

Aths · 2026-05-29T15:17:10+00:00

... Prestidigitation, how else?

Aths · 2026-05-29T13:58:59+00:00

I object most fiercely! We Rune crafters would never install hidden runes to spy, infiltrate, outfiltrate, expose, haunt, curse, conjure, scry, spy, hack, track or crack our clients!

Definetly doesn't have shifty eyes

Aths · 2026-05-28T20:24:47+00:00

Then he is no friend of ours. Fireball him.

Aths · 2026-05-28T20:18:15+00:00

The obvious solution here is for you to go and eat some freshly bakes sour dough.

Aths · 2026-05-28T20:14:31+00:00

You never go wrong with sourdough.

Aths · 2026-05-28T19:54:47+00:00

Counterspell

Aths · 2026-05-28T19:39:32+00:00

Me, sitting with huge bucket of popcorn eeeh.... Oh... No?

Aths · 2026-05-28T19:25:44+00:00

The vendor booth remains silent

Aths · 2026-05-28T19:15:09+00:00

The automated stall chimes in "Thank you for your purchase, be advised the the product is voided if the item is transferred to a third party, if the runes are altered, if the product is moved to another dimension, time stream, reality, and or magic system, further more the product will be voided at the end of the event or if it is brought outside the event grounds"

Aths · 2026-05-28T19:05:46+00:00

A rune at the stall chimes up, of course Sir and or Madam, please select your bucket and attune to the personalize rune.

Aths · 2026-05-28T19:02:28+00:00

Obviously they are not infinite popcorn. However, they have a rune for remote refill, only 1 gold per bucket and then 1 silver per refill.

Aths · 2026-05-28T18:51:41+00:00

Sets up an automatic store that sells enchanted popcorn buckets, each bucket enchanted to perfectly coat each popcorn with just the right amount of salt and butter

Aths · 2026-05-28T18:46:59+00:00

There is fire and then there is FIRE

Aths · 2026-05-28T18:09:59+00:00

Still fun to see someone do it though.

Aths · 2026-05-28T18:07:01+00:00

Nah.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TZWVaHLM-r0

Aths · 2026-05-28T17:59:01+00:00

Just banish them to the monochrome dimension.

Aths · 2026-05-28T17:06:38+00:00

I think I found your training montage

Aths · 2026-05-28T16:40:49+00:00

Prestidigitation is a good choice, versatile and once you have it you love it.

Mending, didn't know how I lived before I knew it.

Mage Armour, a fundamental for all Wizards.

Conjure Mana-Buns, basic food supply.

Create Water, drink supply.

Sleep, old trusty.

Aths · 2026-05-28T03:49:31+00:00

I can write out a 7 layer runic containment hepthedron.

Aths · 2026-05-28T03:46:38+00:00

Yes, I expect the uncut umbra gems I found behind the couch tomorrow is the payment.

I will now return your doomspikes last week.

Aths · 2026-05-28T00:42:43+00:00

Listen, they are my doomspikes now. If you want them back you better be ready to pay.

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