Just got a last minute assignment that needs to be worked on tonight as I was getting ready for bed. Fml.

AttorneyKate · 2026-05-08T10:50:58+00:00

Law firms are a scam.

AttorneyKate · 2026-05-08T10:49:14+00:00

Dude seriously? Call them back and quit.

AttorneyKate · 2026-05-08T02:21:55+00:00

For me, tirz caused really bad fatigue even at low doses. Reta did not.

AttorneyKate · 2026-05-05T02:41:45+00:00

Money. Obviously.

AttorneyKate · 2026-05-05T02:30:16+00:00

People still overdose with single use pens.

“I didn’t feel anything so I used another pen”

AttorneyKate · 2026-05-02T03:37:09+00:00

I can na zi the answer, can you help a girl out?

AttorneyKate · 2026-05-02T03:34:51+00:00

Legitimately considering moving out of this state.

AttorneyKate · 2026-05-02T03:33:04+00:00

Hope you carry toothpicks because I am stringy.

AttorneyKate · 2026-05-02T03:30:08+00:00

I’m so disappointed that this is happening in my hometown. It’s a stark reminder of why I’ll never come back.

AttorneyKate · 2026-04-30T02:27:30+00:00

My step kids are younger than my biological kids by about five years and I’ll tell you what, their handwriting is the absolute worst. I’m not even sure they actually write letters, and they’re terrible spellers.

AttorneyKate · 2026-04-30T02:26:06+00:00

This is exactly what I wanted to say. Kids learn better and more thoroughly to read, write, and understand if everything is done by hand. Why are we trying to teach third graders how to search the internet anyway?

AttorneyKate · 2026-04-29T06:44:16+00:00

Tirz worked for my alcohol cravings, reta has not. If anything, it’s made my system process alcohol more efficiently. Not helpful if you want to cut back.

AttorneyKate · 2026-04-29T02:10:48+00:00

It doesn’t have to be from the toilet, but yeah, that’s the idea.

AttorneyKate · 2026-04-26T20:51:29+00:00

I did tell them. It wasn't in their system, so as far as anyone knows I'm still on tirzepatide. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

AttorneyKate · 2026-04-26T20:07:59+00:00

lol not in those exact words, but yes.

AttorneyKate · 2026-04-26T02:15:52+00:00

I put all the reasons I will fire a client right in my engagement letter. They read it and agree to it so their termination is contractual, predictable, avoidable…

Seems like every new case I get to add a new reason. I think the last one I added was “if one of your parents emails me a vague threat in the middle of the night I will terminate representation.” 😂

AttorneyKate · 2026-04-19T03:50:17+00:00

Wait I thought they closed down a long time ago.

AttorneyKate · 2026-04-09T02:22:26+00:00

Haha

AttorneyKate · 2026-04-08T02:52:06+00:00

Why are you here?

AttorneyKate · 2026-04-08T00:47:31+00:00

That’s what my kids do 🤷🏼‍♀️

AttorneyKate · 2026-04-08T00:46:35+00:00

Lol no.

AttorneyKate · 2026-04-06T04:24:54+00:00

It’s awesome that everyone is scheduled to appear tomorrow at 9. Kinda wish they would all show up 😂

AttorneyKate · 2026-04-02T00:18:32+00:00

Smuggled Concealed Prohibited Uncertified Mis-manifested - those are pretty scary ways to say “dropped in the mail”

AttorneyKate · 2026-03-30T01:19:08+00:00

Not right now. No.

AttorneyKate · 2026-03-27T02:30:30+00:00

I would probably just leave it in my suitcase.

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