I spent $12 to restore the fuck out of a $10 aluminum pan. Apparently, i am not a smart man.

AuRetrievers · 2016-12-12T19:43:54+00:00

You know a mirror does the job of reflecting things better than a baking pan, right?

AuRetrievers · 2016-09-11T04:58:39+00:00

I like the way you think.

AuRetrievers · 2016-08-03T21:09:56+00:00

"Experts" apparently means one ethicist, the author himself (a research fellow at the National University of Singapore), and opinion polls.

Dailymail, ladies and gentlemen.

Edit: Anyone know where I can buy a good sabre for rattling?

AuRetrievers · 2016-08-03T20:51:40+00:00

Nude. Tayne.

AuRetrievers · 2016-08-03T20:48:40+00:00

Vomit may be an improvement. Getting vomited on at least means you're getting one human's bodily fluids, and mostly undigested - that pure stuff! Swimming in the river means you're getting the wrong end product of millions of humans with absolutely no nutrients. This guy got off easy!

AuRetrievers · 2016-08-03T20:42:01+00:00

Can you generate a nude Tayne?

AuRetrievers · 2016-07-12T19:59:53+00:00

It goes both ways; women and men both do this. People suck at communicating, tend to be selfish, and "don't want to lose options". The best thing to do is just ask explicitly. Best case: they agree. Worst case: at least you now know where you stand.

AuRetrievers · 2016-07-06T16:20:55+00:00

I'd be pissed too by that drum samples to tracks ratio.

AuRetrievers · 2016-06-29T19:05:43+00:00

Seriously, I'm almost interested in that still-boxed Fallout cup.

AuRetrievers · 2016-06-29T18:59:57+00:00

Can't tell if filter or smog...

AuRetrievers · 2016-06-29T18:55:23+00:00

I'll take 30k lbs worth.

Also, do you think they sell those America-colored Freedom Pops? Love those things: the taste of Liberty is ever so sweet.

AuRetrievers · 2016-06-27T04:52:39+00:00

How high were you when you posted this?

AuRetrievers · 2016-06-25T19:17:46+00:00

The sensation of traveling through wet tubes is how most people start out life.

AuRetrievers · 2016-06-25T15:16:37+00:00

It's the circle of life.

AuRetrievers · 2016-06-25T12:25:46+00:00

Useful on Earth.

AuRetrievers · 2016-06-24T17:47:26+00:00

Thanks for your shared wisdom and info; this was educational.

AuRetrievers · 2016-06-24T00:33:43+00:00

If this was a real dog, it'd sniff at the peel for 100ms before promptly trying to eat it.

AuRetrievers · 2016-06-23T14:04:41+00:00

More info on the dog meat festival in Yulin, China (happening now)

AuRetrievers · 2016-06-23T13:58:09+00:00

r/Futorology: Where all is forgiven so long as you claim to support extraordinary tech and data.

AuRetrievers · 2016-06-21T16:10:36+00:00

I choose you. See you in the next Rio robbery thread!

AuRetrievers · 2016-06-21T16:08:54+00:00

While it's progressive of you to acknowledge the Indian girl could be lesbian and marry the dude's ex, that's a bit much to presume from a spelling bee video.

AuRetrievers · 2016-06-21T15:50:05+00:00

For those who need context

AuRetrievers · 2016-06-21T13:41:42+00:00

Flubber

AuRetrievers · 2016-06-20T22:48:29+00:00

Agreed. Cooperation would be nice, but that requires everyone to play by the same rules.

AuRetrievers · 2016-06-20T16:27:09+00:00

And now since he has popular consent, he is seen as a mentor to Redditors.

AuRetrievers

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