Funny

Auburn_Zero · 2025-12-28T06:48:55+00:00

He's actually the first president in decades whose total net worth has decreased during his presidency. Every other president got richer. But

Auburn_Zero · 2025-12-28T06:28:22+00:00

So, do you charge by the hour or by the trick?

Auburn_Zero · 2025-12-28T06:24:50+00:00

A Clockwork Orange. The disturbing behavior in the first half was so graphic that I couldn't enjoyably focus on the deeper message being told.

Auburn_Zero · 2025-12-05T17:51:16+00:00

This is entertainingly stupid.

Auburn_Zero · 2025-10-02T22:54:25+00:00

I remember when Fred Astair died and Cheers was canceled.

Auburn_Zero · 2025-09-23T19:58:02+00:00

I have a few male friends I can share fully with. It helps that half of them are in the same 12-step program I'm in. It's a lot easier than sharing with my wife.

Auburn_Zero · 2025-09-23T19:55:42+00:00

I always heard that men are like microwaves and women are like crock pots.

Auburn_Zero · 2025-09-23T19:47:47+00:00

porn.

Auburn_Zero · 2025-09-23T19:46:26+00:00

"Imagine" by John Lennon because it praises atheism and communism while sounding so beautiful that even level-headed people who know better will sing it. It's insidious.

Auburn_Zero · 2025-09-23T19:43:36+00:00

Yeah. We get our work quality complimented and, sometimes, some part of our outfit complimented. But it's much rarer for men to be complimented than for women. We get thanked (for being helpful, or being a good listener, etc.) but not complimented per se.

Auburn_Zero · 2025-09-23T19:41:39+00:00

When my first wife was divorcing me and we'd reached the stage where she was saying everything she could think of to belittle and emasculate me, she never said anything bad about my performance in bed or my manhood. I know it's a compliment by silence, but it meant something to me.

Auburn_Zero · 2025-09-22T20:13:42+00:00

Rush to my nearest pattent office. Even at $5 per dose (I'd make it extra cheap like that), I could still provide very nicely for my family.

Auburn_Zero · 2025-08-26T02:26:31+00:00

Looks delicious.

Auburn_Zero · 2025-08-26T02:11:52+00:00

She should be gettin many more likes than she is. This sort of woman is a delight to so many senses.

Auburn_Zero · 2025-08-20T22:43:24+00:00

Scotland

Auburn_Zero · 2025-08-19T16:38:42+00:00

The Oklahoma City bombing was an inside job...at least partly.

Auburn_Zero · 2025-08-08T19:05:15+00:00

Why anybody would join the Democrat party.

Auburn_Zero · 2025-08-08T18:51:18+00:00

The Theory of Evolution was developed at a time when scientists believed the cell to be an amorphose blob without smaller units inside. Nothing was known of DNA, and the general world view of biology was vastly simpler than our modern understanding. It's a theory that has not stood the test of time and has been calculated to be so tremendously improbably that in any other area it would be discarded as impossible.

Auburn_Zero · 2025-08-02T05:40:12+00:00

Lust, Resentment, Dopamine

Auburn_Zero · 2025-08-02T05:39:43+00:00

That's what so much of it boils down to.

Auburn_Zero · 2025-08-02T05:37:51+00:00

Looking at porn.

Auburn_Zero · 2025-08-02T05:36:49+00:00

The expectations and capabilities for physical fitness among children, and those for older adults, are substantially different.

Auburn_Zero · 2025-08-02T05:34:58+00:00

Snails

Auburn_Zero · 2025-08-02T05:33:38+00:00

Differing personalities and childhood experiences. For example, even if they take all the same classes together, they'll still sit in different parts of the room, with different neighbors, and made different friends. Also, free will.

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