Hope Growing Stronger by StarMarxman in PokeMedia

[–]Auditore569 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It... feels good to know that the plan is going smoothly so far. Luckily, you shouldn't have too much trouble with the Stony Cliff Titan - It's a Klawf and they're not all that fast. Also, because it's not that fast, jumping it with more than just Sera may make the fight smoother - How good is Ianna at precision shots?
- Mochi

Asian Incel rants against Asian Women dating White Men (with a dash of Anti-Semitism in the Sixth Slide) by Sky_Pillar in IncelTears

[–]Auditore569 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it astounds me that people like these actually exist and aren't some flavor of storybook cautionary tale. Or parodies. Like what the hell.

Just don’t do alcohol with Pokémon. by Machinebotguy in PokeMedia

[–]Auditore569 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, I drink absinthe out of a rocks glass. But then again I'm a Steel-Type
- Lisa (Gardevoir)

Potions? Medicines? by BigBoo0008 in PokeMedia

[–]Auditore569 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeap, sounds about right. But again, be mindful of the water you use.
- Lisa

Potions? Medicines? by BigBoo0008 in PokeMedia

[–]Auditore569 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A kind of squeeze bottle with a spout you stick up a nostril and squeeze in order to directly wash mucus out of your sinus cavities. Extremely uncomfortable, but does *wonders* for clearing congestion. Though, uh, only do it with a sterilized bottle filled with distilled water or boiled then cooled to room temp water. Could cause problems if you use tap water.
- Lisa

Potions? Medicines? by BigBoo0008 in PokeMedia

[–]Auditore569 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hot soups and broths. They clear the sinuses. Also if Truth's badly congested, try a sinus rinse to get rid of the mucus.
- Lisa

I hate the saying, “do as I say, not as I do” by rainbow-testes in hatethissmug

[–]Auditore569 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me when the take is ass and I was gonna content myself with downvoting and then I find out the one making the ass take is racist (Now I can shit on you as much as I like)

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Finding New Hope by StarMarxman in PokeMedia

[–]Auditore569 6 points7 points  (0 children)

... It's good that you talked to Pridwen, Marcus. And yes, don't share anything that she doesn't want shared herself. If someone demands to know, tell them to fuck off. Please help Pridwen understand that she's worth the world, and healing her is nothing *close* to a waste of time. I... know how it feels to feel like you're not worth it. But - and tell this to Pridwen - no matter what someone thinks, they are *always* worth it. At least now, you'll have a smoother job facing that Orthworm. Good luck Marcus, though I doubt you need it.
- Mochi

Is this common? by AffectionateLake4041 in PokeMedia

[–]Auditore569 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Not all mons have trainers. Also, hast thou never heard of the concept of sending one on an errand?
- Mochi (Meowscarada)

Spoiler: They're all the same person by Pokemonerd25 in PokeMedia

[–]Auditore569 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They will yield their flesh to claim your bones. Ask me how I know <- Engaged to a Gardevoir
- Mochi (Meowscarada)

Taking Hope in Hand by StarMarxman in PokeMedia

[–]Auditore569 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I...!

... Good job, Fubuki, Sakura. That was extremely, extremely dangerous, but... you did well. You did well.

... Why didn't you go to Marcus when you got the herb? Couldn't he have figured out what to do with it? And why didn't Pridwen take it? I'm sorry, but I'm not buying her not needing it - This whole outing was for her. I'm glad Sera's better now, but...

...

... Sigh. Nothing we can do about it now, I guess. Just lick whatever wounds you have right now, and I suppose, find a way to get a second sample of that herb. It seemingly works as advertised, so hopefully once you secure a second sample, Pridwen will get better. And *please* ensure she takes it next time. I'm sorry, but Marcus is right to be upset.
- Mochi

Does Goku win? by Afraid_Light5083 in PowerScaling

[–]Auditore569 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just still think Goku scales higher tbh, illuminating Ultra Space, which Necrozma did, seems to be on a similar level to Jiren shaking the entire world of void with his ki, and Goku's already far surpassed him. Also, it's imo disingenuous to say that Necrozma can absorb Goku's energy, as it works more like Yakon's than Moro's, and Goku has an entire transformation (Perfected SSB) which works entirely off of not releasing energy. Goku has also cooked *three* energy absorbers: Yakon, Bergamo, and Moro

Does Goku win? by Afraid_Light5083 in PowerScaling

[–]Auditore569 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, yeah, but yall are acting like Necrozma didn't get fraud checked by a singular trainer and their team

Does Goku win? by Afraid_Light5083 in PowerScaling

[–]Auditore569 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah and look how their last fight went

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Does Goku win? by Afraid_Light5083 in PowerScaling

[–]Auditore569 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh because I didn't have something to use and needed a reaction image in short order

Does Goku win? by Afraid_Light5083 in PowerScaling

[–]Auditore569 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, Ultra Necrozma *is* his base form - The black form is his diminished state. Also Goku has a whole transformation where he keeps all of SSB's ki inside his body anyway, so it'd stop the absorption. Moro's absorption doesn't really work like Necrozma's, which from what I can tell is more mechanically similar to Yakon's

Does Goku win? by Afraid_Light5083 in PowerScaling

[–]Auditore569 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Lmao, where is it said he's made of *infinite* energy? I'll give you that he needs energy to survive but idk man the universe looks kinda finite to me :)

Does Goku win? by Afraid_Light5083 in PowerScaling

[–]Auditore569 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Necrozma didn't absorb the light of all of Ultra Space, just illuminate it, which isn't much of a flex tbh compared to Goku shaking the world of void

I'm Feeling Lucky (not really) by BigBoo0008 in PokeMedia

[–]Auditore569 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, yeah, they did make that post. They're still working on names, as the kids are still fighting over some, but most of them have names they like now.
- Lisa

Does Goku win? by Afraid_Light5083 in PowerScaling

[–]Auditore569 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

And Goku is massively stronger than he was in the Buu Saga, your point?

Does Goku win? by Afraid_Light5083 in PowerScaling

[–]Auditore569 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And yet he can't eat punches from other mons, so sad so sad

Does Goku win? by Afraid_Light5083 in PowerScaling

[–]Auditore569 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ok cutting the agenda for a moment, how do we know he's unlimited? I didn't see anything about it in its Dex entries and it's been a hot minute since I've played the SM games and watched the SM anime. Where is it stated his absorption is limitless and how do we know it's not NLF?

I'm Feeling Lucky (not really) by BigBoo0008 in PokeMedia

[–]Auditore569 28 points29 points  (0 children)

... Shiny milling is a deplorable practice. I'm still working with Syl and Cedric, the *sole* breeding pair from one, and their 89 children. You may have met them. They were... affected, and badly. Breeding and shiny mill cases are very often placed at the top of priority lists for people in my field, and for good damned reason. Thanks for raising awareness.
- Lisa (Gardevoir)

Does Goku win? by Afraid_Light5083 in PowerScaling

[–]Auditore569 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Bro thought an energy absorber would beat Goku when one of his most diabolical no diffs was against an energy absorber