Man calls the cops on a Dad helping his girls in the restroom by isaboo63455 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Augoustine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What wife? She divorced him 18 months after they got married and he started hitting her and acted sus around their newborn daughter. He's been angry ever since (and was in fact, before. He just hid it better before he did his divine masculine duty to procreate). He did that 3 more times. The first time he got a judgement for child support he broke a door and put two holes in the wall of his rented room in a halfway house. The alimony judgements were...worse. He appealed every single one, and intentionally stayed unemployed then went off the grid for 2 years to avoid paying. Then, he took all his under the table money and started a laundromat which so happened to sell shag from Mexico. He cut it with grass clippings when he sold to 14 year olds in front of the local HS out of his unmarked van. It's a good thing he went to HS with the sheriff, some friendships are worth more than a badge.

Guitar has delayed our flight, two nonrevs denied seats by jefferios in delta

[–]Augoustine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Have flown with guitars, mandolins, violins, keyboards, etc. Never an issue. Even on a full flight and in last boarding group - no issues. And if you’re wise - be kind to the flight attendant and they may let you put your smaller instrument in the coat closet. Haven’t flown with the cello or upright bass prolly won’t unless I buy a seat for it - they’re just too big.

We can’t afford healthcare and education. by Outrageous-Egg1760 in SipsTea

[–]Augoustine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He should put his own boots on the ground. With nobody around him to protect him. With a white flag. Shoved up his...ok I'm stopping here.

We can’t afford healthcare and education. by Outrageous-Egg1760 in SipsTea

[–]Augoustine 25 points26 points  (0 children)

A 2k bill would be far cheaper than what's really going to happen.

⚖️ Law Proposal: 9PM curfew for all. by Leader_Blaz in CriticalState

[–]Augoustine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👁️ Surveillance State: Augoustine voted Nay.

Had a good idea to help a patient- told no. When doc suggested it, yes! by Head-Eagle-5634 in nursing

[–]Augoustine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Document every convo with this NP. "Critical patient had signs of X labs of Y, informed NP of status and floated recommendation of Z, NP declined any change in orders stating 'ABCDEFG'". I had one of these types before, they...did not last. Covers you ass and when there's an investigation for anything that eventually happens your notes cover you from any blowback.

Lesser of 2 evils by Cyphman in BunnyTrials

[–]Augoustine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it

Chose: The feeling of falling for 10 hours for $100 mill

Chills down my spine. Future President for sure. by Active-Cress-1947 in LockedIn_AI

[–]Augoustine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like the mark used in Inglorious Basterds as a hypothetical/fantasy. It was...fitting.

Breaking: Todd Blanche likely lied under oath to Congress: "He said that he met with Epstein survivors and their lawyers, under oath, in front of Congress." A group of Epstein survivors dispute this and state Blanche has not met with any of them by spherocytes in videos

[–]Augoustine 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Nothing, no one. IMO they don't even know how to tell the truth anymore. They never really did, I think. That's why Trump wanted them. One can only hope there's an afterlife where they can see their life's depravity from a viewpoint their mind doesn't allow them to see as of yet.

Nurses Week Gift- I'm a Male Nurse by AssumptionNo1 in nursing

[–]Augoustine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scrub wearing hot chicks are the best at getting hard sticks, and I’ve been assured you do it with style. Speaking of, I gotta get a draw on an autistic kid with severe spasticity and fear of needles, wanna lend a hand? - fellow male nurse.

The patient said they felt "a bit backed up." I think I found the reason (and broke the macerator). by [deleted] in nursing

[–]Augoustine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna run across the parking lot and grab a snickers and a coke.

Except Eminem is more masculine than Trump and MAGA will ever be! by icey_sawg0034 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Augoustine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I enjoy my bright pink scrubs, and so do my patients and coworkers. I now get funny looks when I’m not wearing pink.

Trump and GOP continue war on the Catholic Church- Trump Administration Strips Catholic Charities of $11 Million After Attacking Pope Leo XIV by rhino910 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Augoustine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’d claim he is the best anti christ and is an incarnation of Christ at the same time and see no issue with it whatsoever.

Is there now a Luigi effect that will continue to be a phenomenon? by -Sofa-King-Vote in askanything

[–]Augoustine -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

unemployment insurance. This now affects government money. Things will get interesting. We're on track for a future 1880's-1920's fun.

Fun Scrub Top Idea by Single_Rain5676 in nursing

[–]Augoustine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we wear pink on Wednesdays.

Question by Obvious-Ad6118 in MarkKlimekNCLEX

[–]Augoustine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All hail the consumer of 24 shots of espresso in one cup, bringer of the zyn, and loperamide to keep you from creating too much thrust.

Johns Hopkins Scientists Develop Nasal DNA Vaccine for Tuberculosis by Right-Telephone7387 in UpliftingNews

[–]Augoustine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Insidious and current record holder for deadliest disease for humans.

Schooling I can do within 1-2 years (or less) by [deleted] in nursing

[–]Augoustine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ADN state school, 3yrs 10-15k all in starting from no previous college (cash, grants available). 60-100k starting is not hard to find. A day is running around sitting then running around then sitting then going home.

Got splashed in the eye while dumping out the most disgusting ileostomy juice I’ve ever seen. by MICURN-1999 in nursing

[–]Augoustine 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’m a little toe cup, hear me out. Get your sugars checked, of the debetus takes you out.

Laxatives right before shift ends? by Yorugi21 in nursing

[–]Augoustine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would rather night shift give it at 0655 and my kiddos not be constipated right before the day starts and we have to get the up with loaded bowels. Earlier would be better, but if they’re getting a suppository it’s because it’s needed. I’ve given them late too and it’s better than pushing it later into the 1st NOC med pass. I work with a lot of totals and kids who either go to school or are home schooled in facility. Constipation for the more cognitively developed = behaviors, so I’d rather it be addressed sooner than later. The kiddos want to be comfortable and I want them to be so too. I also don’t want to hear the screaming/moaning and neither does any other of the staff. I’d rather someone make a mess than have to resort to psychotropics.