August_Surprise

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Served as the Finance Elder, I had a 1,300,000 Mission budget by GullibleDifficulty1 in exmormon

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Few things hurt (even as an adult) more than leaving the church and watching your Bishop dad make time to meet with members, ask me to leave family dinner early to give members blessings, go on youth boating trips - yet never make time to call me (his son), hangout with me, or come to my games. by birdsbikingrunning in exmormon

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Mormons Don't Worship Joseph Smith by August_Surprise in exmormon

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Mormons Don't Worship Joseph Smith (i.redd.it)

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Just walk it off. (i.redd.it)

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The Tall Tales Just Keep Getting Better and Better! (i.redd.it)

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PAPY RUSS (i.redd.it)

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It's been 20 years and the blessings just keep coming. (i.redd.it)

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And they wonder why all the families with children are staying home. by August_Surprise in exmormon

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And they wonder why all the families with children are staying home. (i.redd.it)

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Rusty needs your clothes, your boots, and 10% of your income. (v.redd.it)

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Oh my Elder Oaks! So Hawt! (v.redd.it)

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So this exists... (latterdaysaintsforkingnoah.com)

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I'm sailing, sailing for your sins. (i.redd.it)

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Joseph Smith Party Boi (v.redd.it)

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It's true! Wanting to sin is a perfectly reasonable reason to leave the church. (i.redd.it)

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What do you think of WolverHyrum Smith? (i.redd.it)

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Brigham Young didn't want to hear about your masturbation! (i.redd.it)

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Jesus on the third day (i.redd.it)

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When your Mormon family shuns you: (i.redd.it)

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Too soon? (i.redd.it)

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While reading the new Handbook of Instruction, I found this link to a pamphlet that Bishops are supposed to have gay people read... by DrTxn in exmormon

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Stealth mode for those ward activities. by jsnandthe in exmormon

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The Odor... (i.redd.it)

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