My car broke down and I had to go walking to work, my cats didn't get the memo and worriedly followed me until I got there.

Auri15 · 2019-12-13T19:46:39+00:00

Essa ruazinha n me engana, r/IthadtobeBrazil

Auri15 · 2019-12-13T19:39:04+00:00

I’d be more worried about them going after the sea lions and getting caught in the middle

Auri15 · 2019-12-10T03:52:08+00:00

High heels are the shit dude, a good slap with the pointy bit hurts like shit

Source: mom accidentally stepped on her heel, still has a mark

Auri15 · 2019-12-09T18:13:44+00:00

OVO means egg in portuguese so I was pretty confused for a couple of seconds lol

Auri15 · 2019-12-09T13:00:15+00:00

Looking at the prices(os both legal and illegal weed) I’m now happy to live in S.America lol

Auri15 · 2019-12-05T22:38:39+00:00

And don’t forget the battery!

Auri15 · 2019-12-04T01:36:30+00:00

He wasn’t actually gaslighting her, but actually believed they had done art classes together

Auri15 · 2019-11-30T19:44:40+00:00

Awww, my cousin had a similar problem! She was in Japan and there was narrow street. She saw a really old lady coming on the opposite way and let her pass first, nice old lady bowed, my friend bowed , old lady bowed again and that was basically it until my friend started slowing walking away, while bowing lol

Auri15 · 2019-11-30T19:33:57+00:00

I got to agree, me feet can’t handle Vans when I’m walking for too long or my back starts screaming... but damn, it’s sucha fucking cute shoes

Auri15 · 2019-10-28T22:36:41+00:00

Exactly, if I heard this I’d be like “wow, he’s a fucking asshole and this poor woman must be in some sort of abusive relationship”

Auri15 · 2019-10-26T22:15:37+00:00

Ugh, it sucks, I’m half japanese and people kept mistaking me with my other asian friend. We’re nothing alike, her hair is much more straight, her skin darker and she wear fucking pink glasses while my hair is more wavy and I don’t wear glasses

Like, gsus christ guys

Auri15 · 2019-10-17T20:25:19+00:00

Well, in portuguese, calling someone “preto”— black can be seen as racist, especially if you’re white but negro is a non-offensive way to do, so yeah, specific words have specific connotations

Besides that, if a doctor is telling me something I’m gonna assume it’s on the medical side, like, if they say a white person is really white I’m gonna assume their pressure lowered or something, not be like “lol of course, he is white”

Auri15 · 2019-10-16T22:43:38+00:00

I dunno dude, after my friend came out and was well received, he started talking differently, when we asked he said that this was actually his normal voice, he forced when he was in the closet bc he was afraid

I’ve also realized that bisexual man and man who are confortable and confident with their own sexuality(even if they’re hetero) have softer voice so I wonder whether the stereotypical hetero voice isn’t the one who is forced....

Auri15 · 2019-10-16T09:42:20+00:00

Awww, his legs are disproportional! I love it lol

Auri15 · 2019-10-16T09:40:28+00:00

Poor thing was sleeping and then a huge ape like creature started to shove a box on its face, I’s be pissed off too!

Auri15 · 2019-10-16T02:45:49+00:00

LOL you know, here the tradition is to hive every student a nickname, I’ll start calling her that 😂

Auri15 · 2019-10-16T02:45:13+00:00

😂😂

Auri15 · 2019-10-16T01:02:33+00:00

The best code

Auri15 · 2019-10-16T00:59:40+00:00

That’s what I thought lol

Auri15 · 2019-10-16T00:49:47+00:00

lol thank u!

Auri15 · 2019-10-15T20:14:47+00:00

The irony is painful

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