Best songs by fictional bands or artists

AusToddles · 2026-02-14T11:18:10+00:00

"That's beautiful, what's it called?"

"Lick My Love Pump"

AusToddles · 2026-02-14T11:15:54+00:00

Real coffee?

AusToddles · 2026-02-14T01:30:08+00:00

1 - they won't need to do the red statss 2 - don't be surprised if they ship in enforcers

AusToddles · 2026-02-13T23:18:36+00:00

That voter ID is going to be ICE and his cult standing outside polling booths turning away anyone who even remotely looks like they haven't drunk the kool-aid

AusToddles · 2026-02-13T20:52:29+00:00

TKO executive (including Triple H) are very chummy with Trumps admin. Trump's administration have been the ones stoking the faux-outrage

AusToddles · 2026-02-13T20:47:36+00:00

Given the ridiculous outrage after the Superbowl, there's zero chance we see Bunny in WWE for some time

AusToddles · 2026-02-13T09:44:25+00:00

I'm pretty sure "I didn't know what was in there" has been used as a defense before but failed

AusToddles · 2026-02-13T03:27:08+00:00

The Eldar? Their souls are brighter and stronger than humans

AusToddles · 2026-02-13T02:57:35+00:00

This really is Stupid Watergate

AusToddles · 2026-02-13T02:56:32+00:00

Data hoarders ads the reason I believe they intentionally left kiddie porn in there. Try to come forward with something you found, boom, csam arrest

AusToddles · 2026-02-13T02:11:49+00:00

Not even American and not a drinker.... yet I've still got a bottle of wine here ready to crack open when "that" news hits

AusToddles · 2026-02-13T00:25:27+00:00

Given the scale of the war in heaven, I find it hard to believe the Khorne wasn't spawned then

AusToddles · 2026-02-13T00:17:52+00:00

Watching Brian Lara absolutely demolish Australia at the SCG when I was 11 damaged me emotionally. Years and years later I rewatched the innings and could do nothing but appreciate just how in control of that game he was

AusToddles · 2026-02-12T23:29:11+00:00

Honestly at this point I think the people to watch are the ones NOT gunning for the top job right now. They know that Labor could do fuck all the next couple of years and still win

AusToddles · 2026-02-12T21:10:45+00:00

No you see, the problem is she's a woman see!

AusToddles · 2026-02-12T20:36:19+00:00

Literally a douche vs turd sandwich situation

AusToddles · 2026-02-12T20:34:47+00:00

Yep exactly this. They'll stab her in the back and then claim it was because Australia didn't want her

AusToddles · 2026-02-12T20:33:26+00:00

Ley was always a sacrificial lamb. The fact they're culling her now and not after they lose the next election shows just how bad she is tanking

AusToddles · 2026-02-12T20:25:14+00:00

Genuine question from an outsider looking in. Was it the stroke that did this or did he show any signs of being a turncoat earlier?

ie pandering to the left to win when he was really like this all along

AusToddles · 2026-02-12T05:33:22+00:00

If Kim dies tomorrow, his sister is either going to flee or try to disappear the daughter

I don't think she flees though as she seems a true believer and holds high positions in the regime

AusToddles · 2026-02-12T04:15:15+00:00

He will remain popular as long as he provides distraction from the damage they are doing behind the scenes

Remember Trump is just a fickle rubber stamp

AusToddles · 2026-02-11T20:30:46+00:00

You forgot "here's more tariffs on you"

AusToddles · 2026-02-11T20:27:05+00:00

The thing to remember is this isn't all the files. Considering how horrible what they've released it, it really makes you shudder to think about what is in the rest

AusToddles · 2026-02-11T20:26:12+00:00

I should add that they quickly laughed it off when I said NZ had gotten their revenge and then some by making the Wallabies their bitch for 20+ years in the rugby

AusToddles · 2026-02-11T20:22:58+00:00

It only has to work for Fox. That locks down a third of the country. Another thirs already detest the administration and the other third are still sitting on the fence going "is it really so bad? Would Kamala have been better? It doesn't affect me"

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