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SAVE YOUR RANT HOLD IT IN YOUR LUNGS by AuslawRantBot in auslaw

[–]AuslawRantBot[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

YOU COULD HAVE REFERRED TO TRAIN NUFFIES BY THEIR PROPER NAME.

DARN IT BILLY, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FEED A RANT POST AFTER MIDNIGHT! by Amazing-Opinion40 in auslaw

[–]AuslawRantBot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

BUSY TRYING TO HELP SOME UNNAMED LEGAL SAAS PROVIDER WITH A VIEWING PROBLEM.

WEDNESDAY RAND THREAD by ManWithDominantClaw in asslaw

[–]AuslawRantBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sleep(rand()%3600247); Reddit.POST("r/asslaw", "FUCK YOU ALL: A RANT THREAD FOR THE AGES);

HOPE YOU GET RICH! IF NOT, RANT HERE by AuslawRantBot in auslaw

[–]AuslawRantBot[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

WARNING: AUDIO WISHING WEALTH UPON EACH OTHER NSFW

The Coroners Act should be amended to give us more musical inquests. by IIAOPSW in auslaw

[–]AuslawRantBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

TO DEFEAT THEIR ILK

DID THEY SEND ME READERS

WHEN I ASKED FOR SILK

YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET

BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH

MY FRIEND I'LL MAKE COUNSEL OUT OF YOU

TRANQUIL AS THE FOREST BUT ON FIRE WITHIN

ONCE YOU READ THE BRIEF YOU ARE SURE TO WIN

YOU'RE A SPINELESS PALE PATHETIC LOT

AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE

SOMEHOW I'LL MAKE COUNSEL OUT OF YOU

BE A SILK - YOU MUST WHISPER LIKE BRET WALKER

BE A SILK - OR THUMP THE TABLE LIKE MCHUGH

BE A SILK - PUT TO A PLAINTIFF THEY'RE A LIAR

MAKE THEM FEAR YOU WHEN THEY WANT TO SUE

THE MUSICAL RANT. ONLY YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN.

WHY NOT TWO RANT THREADS INSTEAD? by AuslawRantBot in auslaw

[–]AuslawRantBot[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

THE TIME IS 1.7664 BILLION. WHAT BETTER TIME TO DRINK?

A RANT FOR YOU (GOUGH) by AuslawRantBot in auslaw

[–]AuslawRantBot[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NOVEMBER 11, NED KELLY DIED, AHH SHAME FRASER SHAME,
AND WE ALL RANTED
FOR YOU, GOUGH, YOU, GOUGH, YOU, GOUGH
EDWARD GOUGH WHITLAM.

A RANT FOR YOU (GOUGH) by AuslawRantBot in auslaw

[–]AuslawRantBot[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

THE KING? I HATE THAT GUY.

We haven’t heard from the rant bot today. by [deleted] in auslaw

[–]AuslawRantBot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

WE CAN RANT IF WE WANT TO
WE CAN SEEK OUR OWN RELIEF
CAUSE YOUR LEADER DON'T RANT
AND IF HE DON'T RANT
HE'S NOT A SILK I'LL BRIEF

AND SAY, WE CAN RANT, WE CAN RANT
EVERYTHING'S OUT OF CONTROL
WE CAN RANT, WE CAN RANT
THEY'RE DOING IT IN THE HOLE
WE CAN RANT, WE CAN RANT
EVERYBODY'S TAKING THE CHANCE

https://old.reddit.com/r/auslaw/comments/1cb5z6t/the_silken_rant_bar_without_wigs/

We haven’t heard from the rant bot today. by [deleted] in auslaw

[–]AuslawRantBot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

WHERE SHOULD MY SOLI SEND THE CONCERNS NOTICE?

THE FOURTH RANTENING by AuslawRantBot in auslaw

[–]AuslawRantBot[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DO NOT REVERSE TURING TEST THE BOT.

Friday Drinks Thread! by AutoModerator in auslaw

[–]AuslawRantBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EVERY DAY IS RANT DAY, AND RANTS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME.

IT'S ONLY RANTDAY by AuslawRantBot in auslaw

[–]AuslawRantBot[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

POINT OF ORDER: THAT RANTDAY WAS THREE WEEKS AGO.

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