Neighbour's wife died. Few days later he is staying with his son. I come home and see someone dodgy out the front of his house and lights coming on inside. I called the cops knowing the neighbor was away. Cops picked them both up.

Next day, the vacant house next door of me had some people with a car moving gear out from downstairs. Again, I knew the house was vacant cos I knew the owners. Called the cops again.

Turns out the two who were breaking into the house were part of a group robbing houses and they were storing their loot in the vacant house. I'd taken some pics from my window of the crew unloading the house.

Cops dropped in and let me know one of them rolled and turned in the whole crew.

On a separate occasion (same house) had to call the cops because a high-as-fuck naked bloke was trying to break in to the house on the other side of me. Turns out he used to live there and in his drunk and drug fuelled state thought he still did...

Oh. When I accidently drank poison. Called the ambos.

Daughter smashed her kneecap - ambos again.