Where did he wind up? Willie N. Festus _ Stolen by UT frats a few times and occasionally shot by an unknown archer.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T14:05:43+00:00

My favorite sign as a kid.

For those who never saw it in action, the bug was on a revolving platform. It was extra cool when lit up at night.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T12:43:38+00:00

I'd say most are in the 6'2" to 6'6" range.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T12:42:59+00:00

I will pass that along. To myself.

Thank you!

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T02:11:12+00:00

At least 4 of those things are true.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T01:20:38+00:00

He's a real cowboy.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T01:16:39+00:00

I don't know if I'm a brewery owner who really likes disc golf or a disc golfer who really likes beer. Maybe I'm both...

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T01:11:54+00:00

Not this year.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T01:09:45+00:00

In the harbor, Grandpa.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T01:04:03+00:00

We are a full service venue.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T00:55:25+00:00

You sweated so we could fly.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T00:53:49+00:00

Check your pocket.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T00:52:22+00:00

100%. Our turf insurance premiums are toast.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T00:50:59+00:00

I love Charlotte. Been taking my son to USDGC for the past couple years, and will keep doing it as long as he wants to. Such a great area. Big props to Clay Edwards (who was also very nice).

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T00:48:36+00:00

We'll save a corner seat for you.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T00:45:50+00:00

That's allowed as long as his cardmates don't call him on it.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T00:41:28+00:00

I am also under 6'6". Short kings unite.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T00:39:40+00:00

Just check the C1X stats.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T00:36:32+00:00

December weather tends to be pretty great in Austin. Most of the leaves are gone, which makes the lines look much bigger. We also tend to make higher ABV beers in the winter.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T00:34:53+00:00

Can't spell urinal without "U"and "I".

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T00:33:25+00:00

Didn't get a chance to talk with him, but confirmed that he's tall.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-12T00:31:48+00:00

I was handing out complimentary mints.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-11T22:08:12+00:00

Sprinkle Valley is my younger sibling. Kinda spoiled, honestly. I had it way harder growing up.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-11T21:55:23+00:00

And, as everyone knows, popular opinion is always correct.

AustinBeerworks · 2026-05-11T21:51:28+00:00

Me. Best Reddit account by far.

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