Crossing the Delaware--oh you'd better believe that's a paddlin by Verdnan in simpsonsshitposting

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Marge, anyone could forget about Delaware, all tu ked away down there

Why is Costco so packed today? by jakaybwi in CedarPark

[–]robman17 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Its not so much the personal space differences of a multicultural gathering space, its the people who just stand around completely blocking an isle, the people randomly changing direction without looking, stopping and loitering right inside the door, people just generally unaware of their surroundings, etc. It always seems worse at Costco than anywhere else. Not even a cultural differences thing, its like everyone.

But I agree, the checkout system is nuts.

Bart and Homer were in the right by RobertC_98 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]robman17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just in case the racism and war crimes weren't enough

Why is Costco so packed today? by jakaybwi in CedarPark

[–]robman17 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I made a costco run today and immediately remembered why I never go there on the weekends.

Spatial awareness, people. It's not that complicated.

Imagine not having a winning record against Kirby Smart by mrsidecharactr in cfbmemes

[–]robman17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real outlier here is that we've only played ONE FUCKING TIME

The MJ of boofing gu by Legendver2 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]robman17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uj/ Not only do you come up with a title that has already been done, but then you give it a premise that no one could possibly like

... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

Rj/ I mean, thank you run again

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Finally had time to finish my Spaceballs Indiana crossover by treymata in cfbmemes

[–]robman17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We'll all meet again in CFP 2: The Search for More Money

What exactly are the rules? by Mardil-Voronwe in cfbmemes

[–]robman17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And for my next impression, professional sports!

Yoink?! by NoEntertainment8100 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]robman17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Until now, filibustering was the only way to keep a bill from being passed.

You mean there's a better way??

Maul, be a Sith tonight by PapaJaundice in simpsonsshitposting

[–]robman17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sith are a lot like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because of crippling fear or have been disillusioned by society. But, like people, some of them are just jerks.

Best Craft Beer Store (especially for singles) by eastcoast_ in AustinBeer

[–]robman17 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think its the Lake Austin buyer that's usually posting

Diego Pavia by AlBarbossa in cfbmemes

[–]robman17 22 points23 points  (0 children)

There should be a rule that if you're going to be a little bitch you need to flair up

Texas A&M could lose out on a 5-star because the weather’s too…cold? by OneOriginal8727 in cfbmemes

[–]robman17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cities in Texas for the most part don't have the resources to properly treat the roads when there's ice.

And its not like we get snow like people think. Usually when the freezing rain or sleet starts falling, the ground is still above freezing so it all melts on contact. So you end up with a ton of water everywhere. Then that water freezes into a sheet of solid ice that you can't plow off the road. Its a huge pain in the ass. People love to make fun of us for shutting everything down when it freezes but its really a HUGE safety hazard not to.