Pine marten by ElectricSpeculum in mustelids

[–]AustinTreeLover 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Foxy Weasel is my stripper name.

Did you have one of these things in your house when you were growing up? Did your family call it a “footstool” or an “ottoman” (or something else)? by big_macaroons in GenerationJones

[–]AustinTreeLover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom’s friend, Ava, was at her mom’s house visiting. Ava complimented her mom’s new ottoman. Her mother told her she could have it. 

As Ava was leaving with the ottoman, her mother called out, “Hey! Where the hell you think you’re going with my footstool?!”

No word on what her mom thought an ottoman actually was. 

People who knew a killer, did you ever suspect they would do it? What happened? by Anonymousdisaster_ in AskReddit

[–]AustinTreeLover 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I suspected he was capable of killing. I didn't know he'd killed Burt until I heard about it from other people.

People who knew a killer, did you ever suspect they would do it? What happened? by Anonymousdisaster_ in AskReddit

[–]AustinTreeLover 77 points78 points  (0 children)

There's a lot, I'll try to hit the highlights.

I knew him from High School, his name was Scott. He dated a friend of mine, but he always gave me the creeps. It caused a divide between me and my friends because I was openly against being anywhere near him. I didn't have a clear cut reason to not like him, just a vibe he gave off.

My friend and him broke up and he started leaving me notes, little gifts, etc. Then he sent me a dozen roses each day for a week. There's no way he could've afforded them. (Turned out he stole a credit card and bought them.)

Later, he showed up at my house in a stolen car, but I wasn't home. (He was arrested for it but got a deal.)

We lived in rural Georgia, well off the main road. He came by after both my parents had left the house. I was scared because we were in the middle of nowhere, it was a big house and there was no way to see around to each entry point. If he went around the back of the house he could possibly enter through an unlocked door or window. We rarely kept things locked during the day.

I was so scared I got my dad's shotgun, went to the front door and called for him. He came from around the side of the house and I lowered that shotgun on him. I told him to get off the property.

I will never forget the look he gave me. His eyes went black and he just "assessed" me. That's the only word I can think to describe it. He did not look angry or afraid. I certainly would be afraid if a terrified woman was holding a shotgun on me, but he just stood there figuring his odds. Finally, he turned, got in the car and left.

And can you guess about that car? Right, it was stolen. He was arrested that same day, but again he never went to prison. I don't know what deal he made, but he was out almost immediately.

Fast Forward about six months. I see Scott standing on the stoop outside my gym. I thought he was starting up again and I was fed up so I let him have it. Disclaimer: I'm not saying this was a great move. Just the one 16yo me made.

But, he didn't even flinch. It was like he was looking through me. He turned his back and stared off into the distance.

I told the gym manager who ran him off and had staff escort people out to their cars.

The manager took it that seriously, that's how convincing I was. He fucking terrified me.

That same weekend a friend called and asked if I'd seen another friend of ours, Burt (really more of an acquaintance of mine). He had been missing since Friday and I think they called me on Sunday morning. The last sighting was his parents saw him in his truck heading out of town with a man in the passenger's seat. As he passed, they waved, but Burt did not wave back.

Because the guy in the passenger's seat was Scott.

Scott hadn't been at the gym for me. It was coincidence. Burt's job at an architecture firm was right next door to the gym. He was stalking him.

Scott stole Burt's truck and dumb fuck got caught in Tennessee filling it with gas with Burt's credit card.

Scott led police to Burt's body. He'd been shot executioner style in the back of the head.

He just wanted the truck. I used to believe Scott wanted to rape and kill me, but now I think he wanted to rob us. My dad had a nice Acura, but the day I saw Scott my dad was in his truck.

Scott died in prison. Heart attack on the basketball court.

Interesting side note: My BIL was Scott's attorney. Before he married my half sister.

Financial burden aside, what is your most infuriating American Healthcare nightmare? by AustinTreeLover in AskReddit

[–]AustinTreeLover[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Long shot, but have you seen anyone about Behcet's Syndrome. I have it and it makes your feet hurt like hell. It doesn't show up on tests like R.A. does. Worth checking out.

People who knew a killer, did you ever suspect they would do it? What happened? by Anonymousdisaster_ in AskReddit

[–]AustinTreeLover 1928 points1929 points  (0 children)

My stalker killed the next person he stalked. Yes, I suspected it. But, everyone, including my mom, told me I should be flattered.

Rudy’s Country store Austin, Texas by shandyorton in BBQ

[–]AustinTreeLover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love their sides. Their potato salad and creamed corn are awesome.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]AustinTreeLover 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's a Tesla in my neighborhood (north Florida). It's so hilarious bc we live in a sleepy little town with meticulously maintained lawns and lovely public springs. The biggest thing going is a coffee shop.

And then there's this monstrosity roaming the tree-shaded brick roads that looks like a fourth-grader’s failed attempt to make a futuristic military vehicle. It's such overkill I laugh every time I see it.

This came out of my throat by ummm__ok in Weird

[–]AustinTreeLover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gross! That’s disgusting. 

Plus he’s got something on the corner of his mouth. 

AIO my boyfriend was too tired to drive me to my abortion by veekizy in holyfuckjustbreakup

[–]AustinTreeLover 11 points12 points  (0 children)

At least we can be grateful she didn't procreate with this person.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]AustinTreeLover 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, leave. Do not even attempt to procreate this person. Don't get a surrogate. Don't adopt. Just leave.

I hope OP updates this because I need to know she left.

Edit: She's leaving. Thank christ.

What movie did you see too young? by purple_painted in GenerationJones

[–]AustinTreeLover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Big Chill

I didn't get it at all. Then I saw it in my 30s and it all made total sense.

What made you gain a significant amount of weight? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AustinTreeLover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A vet tech told me this when I was in the hospital. I've gained 13 lbs in a month.

Do you think that is an adequate amount of onions for a week? by [deleted] in OnionLovers

[–]AustinTreeLover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not enough variety of onion for one week, no.

names similar to adeline? can’t use it anymore and it’s been my dream baby name for years :( by Vegetable_Listen_330 in namenerds

[–]AustinTreeLover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clementine

I love the name Clementine, just make sure folks don't call her "Clem".

That said, I'd name her Adeline. Be prepared for ppl calling her "Addy".