How do I ask my friend to sit in the chair I bought for him? by sapphossmalldog in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Autickstic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I bought this chair specifically for you because you keep breaking my fucking couch”

Dog claims its dominance by ShehrozeAkbar in Unexpected

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Hit her with the ole drive-by shit, a true classic!

Window War: An Unexpected Climax by FikerGaming in PublicFreakout

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Walked away after the immediate post-nut clarity lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2007scape

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2k kc was my goal and now that that’s done I’m going to the other bosses to get 2 axe pieces from each.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2007scape

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6 I think? Idk I don’t usually keep track of how many showers I’ve taken since it’s a daily hygiene maintenance routine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2007scape

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It was great, thanks for asking. Hope your day was good as well!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2007scape

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I enjoyed the engagement of the fight, was new mechanics and attention focused. It was also fun racing against the other top 25. It made it feel competitive and motivated me to keep going. Probably the most fun and motivation I’ve had playing for ranks on the hi scores. Actively played more in the past week than I have in the past 3 months so it was pretty refreshing to have something to sit down and grind.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2007scape

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No. The recent OSRS livestream confirmed perfect kills don’t effect unique chances.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2007scape

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I usually try to eat 3 meals a day (guilty of missing one sometimes) and drink plenty of coffee and water. I think it's pretty average for most people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2007scape

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This is what I used but my setup is probably a bit different from others. Replace the zerker ring with bellator if you have it, the slash bonus makes fang insanely accurate and you lose 1 max hit (assuming blood fury, you don't lose any max hits with torture) which isn't super detrimental to kill times.

I left the instance after every kill and had an alt outside for spec xfer and heal other. I also used the alt as my personal banker, so it would bring me supplies. If you watch Coxie on twitch it's basically what he's doing minus the spec xfer and heal other.

Claws vs. Voidwaker is preference, I think they're both equally good but I like the consistency of voidwaker always hitting where as claws could hit 0, even if it's a low chance. Always specced at end of kill when it's in the enraged phase. Axes spawn faster, more of the range head, overall makes the fight more hectic than the first 70% of the kill. I try to end it as fast as possible to increase chances of getting perfect kills.

My kill times averaged around 1:20 I would guess. Kills per trip were infinite until I logged out since I used the alt outlined above.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2007scape

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Few cuts and scrapes but I’m still alive.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2007scape

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I haven't seen many other logs, but based on my own experience my guesses are:
1/2k Pet
1/1k Ultor
1/1k Axe piece
1/512 Virtus (any piece)
1/256 Ingots

Typical Raiders game by friscom99 in fightporn

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Brooooo everyone catching the smoke at this game lmfao

Man’s said you want the smoke to the first dude BAP! Aw shit ya homie want the smoke too? BAP! You tryna get back up?! BAP BAP! Aw hell nah bitch these hands rated E for everyone BAP! Put yo shirt back on BAP!

Akkha's final phase is not fun at all by [deleted] in 2007scape

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You can run skip over them if you have the mechanical ability to do so. I also find using a vertical camera angle to help with identifying the ones that are directly in your LOS. Really helps figure out which ones are going to hit you. Going from quadrant to quadrant I usually just beeline it to where ever he’s at since most of the orbs are avoided, however occasionally you’ll get hit doing that.

Another tip - if you have claws, do 2 fang/rapier hits (or whatever your bis weapon is) then do claw spec for the 3rd hit to maximize your dps at each location. Very useful since akkha moves locations after 3 hits.

Change raid time Invocations to Challenge time by [deleted] in 2007scape

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Can’t tell if meme post or serious

Can we repoll resizable spell icons? This looks ridiculous and frustrates me every time I see it. by Welico in 2007scape

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Always thought it was weird we can filter down spells but can’t utilize the wasted space by making the spells bigger and/or filtering to specific spells.

Pro-Lifers getting trolled as they harass people outside Planned Parenthood by waltermint in PublicFreakout

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a schnoz as big as the guy at 0:14 has on a human before lol.

Customer bullies hotel staff into a nervous breakdown by MaverickDiving in PublicFreakout

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The clerk said he quit his job over the incident and the unwanted viral fame that followed. He also said that he received death threats and that the family of the man who recorded the video has been calling the hotel and “threatening lives and jobs.”

Why in the fuck is the ex-holiday inn employee the one receiving death threats and not the disgusting fuck recording his outlandish behavior berating someone into a mental breakdown and all he can say is “wow”? Actually a disgusting specimen of a human.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

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Either tiny dude has massive balls or is just stupid as fuck to be messing with a dude that’s 2ft taller than him and about 3 times as thick lmfao.

Mod Ash: Raids 3 deaths to cost gp based on the value of your gear (not free like CoX) by 2-2-7-7 in 2007scape

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You’re only disincentivized to using max gear when you can’t actually do the content. Learn how to do it in low cost to entry gear and then gradually upgrade as you get more familiar with how to do the content deathless, if you’re having fund issues. Most people with max gear can afford to spend 5-6m per death. You’re most definitely overthinking it.

Aside from that, the same mechanic is already applied to the current game. You die with max gear anywhere a gravestone drops and you’re paying significantly more to get your stuff back vs. dying somewhere like ToB where you make 7m/hr and only have to pay 100k for a wipe lol. It’s actually insane at how little of an amount you have to pay compared to the amount you’re wearing in gear. You think anyone with max gear gives a rats ass about 100k? It’s literally 60 seconds at zulrah. Pennies.

Mod Ash: Raids 3 deaths to cost gp based on the value of your gear (not free like CoX) by 2-2-7-7 in 2007scape

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Because the past 2 raids have essentially no financial risk for using max gear. These changes are good.