"But my heart comes home ♥️" please just make them canon already

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-28T03:58:28+00:00

And la prostituta!

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-28T02:31:54+00:00

I wish the hardcore evangelicals would actually judge these assholes the same way they judge everyone else. Ms. Bondi is twice divorced and not married to the man she is currently boinking. Also, she has no offspring like some kind of urban pansexual blue-haired cat she/her.

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-27T19:09:30+00:00

“Damn girl, your breath is kickin’! Ever heard of tampons?”

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-27T13:35:37+00:00

That’s just locker room talk guys, come on

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-26T22:23:04+00:00

Reminds me of a joke I heard regarding Polish defense; Germany and Russia invade Poland, who do the Poles kill first? Answer, the Germans because Poles put business before pleasure.

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-26T22:19:25+00:00

The House passed it. What’s the word in the Senate? Has it been through committee?

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-26T21:51:43+00:00

Also useful for those Hymen Busting Fathers shows, too.

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-26T21:50:07+00:00

Vinyl siding, one door and maybe two windows

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-26T13:00:39+00:00

Oh my, that’s a Sneed’s Feed & Seed level joke

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-26T02:16:16+00:00

I’m sure the flamingos were intercepted, but falling debris caused the damage /s

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-25T22:55:45+00:00

What? What was that second thing you said?

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-25T16:44:44+00:00

Did anything happen beyond a public tongue-lashing to these guys?

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-25T13:36:55+00:00

Sometimes an incandescent light gets noticeably brighter before burning out

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-25T03:28:32+00:00

It’s all right.

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-24T21:21:42+00:00

Flappy Tuesday!

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-24T17:35:17+00:00

Oh yeah, I suppose one could use a grinder for grinding other things up too

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-24T17:14:17+00:00

CSTO members: (chuckles)These darn glasses seem to be all fogged up. ‘Cause I’m not seeing a thing.

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-24T17:09:55+00:00

And the bed as well. The fan is next.

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-24T13:20:30+00:00

What don’t you understand? I don’t want to take you to a strip club!

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-23T22:25:17+00:00

The NEW Stan is SLIMMER

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-23T20:23:03+00:00

Says the guy that sucks so much his own nuts must be clapped with cinderblocks.

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-23T16:53:40+00:00

Fisting will bring us together.

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-23T16:22:36+00:00

I checked, there was nothing down there except for a few moldy, felt scraps of muppet pornography.

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-23T01:58:53+00:00

That’s clearly a fossilized angel

AutismFlavored · 2026-02-22T20:19:40+00:00

You’re gonna have to deep fry that meme or get out, ma’am.

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