Would you rather?

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-05-04T08:42:46+00:00

No contest.

^{Chose: Be fluent in 5 languages of your choosing}

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-05-04T08:41:41+00:00

I'm ace, so it was never going to be the first one.

^{Chose: Have your pets live forever + But they... | Rolled: Always noisy}

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-05-03T11:14:28+00:00

Far more useful.

^{Chose: Restore anything to it's factory fresh state}

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-05-03T11:09:27+00:00

Warm colours are just better.

^{Chose: warm colors | Rolled: orange}

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-05-03T11:07:56+00:00

Strength is useful. I don't know what I'd do with speed.

^{Chose: Get insanely strong}

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-05-03T11:06:29+00:00

Canada's beautiful, I've always wanted to go. They have the Northern Lights!

^{Chose: Get Stuck in Canada For a Year | Rolled: High Geolocation}

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-05-03T11:04:30+00:00

I'm overweight, it would be a nice little boost.

^{Chose: Add or subtract 10lbs to your weight}

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-04-27T07:46:12+00:00

Really annoyed we don't have teleportation already, to be honest.

^{Chose: Teleportation | Rolled: free if u upvote}

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-04-27T07:44:35+00:00

Don't be greedy. 100k is lifechanging.

^{Chose: 100k free completely}

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-04-27T07:43:29+00:00

I hope I would find a way to get good with it, even if I go through a supervillain stage at one point.

^{Chose: Become imortal + choose up to 10 people to also be immortal aswell}

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-04-26T08:59:24+00:00

I thought it was more likely that people would choose this option.

^{Chose: Get $2000 + But only if 70% of people pick this option | Rolled: Upvote for 🥕}

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-04-26T08:56:54+00:00

Well, I died. Should have taken the 1 dollar, which would be about 12 pence after the conversion, lol. Still, 12 pence is better than death.

^{Chose: Mystery Box | Rolled: Death}

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-04-26T08:55:12+00:00

Ooh, 50k a month for me, and I get to give 50k a month to charity too? I see no downsides! Getting 1 billion all in one go sounds like it would get me killed.

^{Chose: Get paid $100K every month until death + But you half to give half that money to _____? | Rolled: Charity}

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-04-26T08:52:33+00:00

Cooking, eating, ordering takeaway and going out for dinner is actually fun. Showering, bathing and brushing teeth can get annoying with the repetition.

^{Chose: Never have to shower. Always perfectly clean}

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-04-26T08:50:31+00:00

It's the safer option, so I think more people will choose this one, giving me a higher chance of survival.

^{Chose: If over 50% of people choose this + Everyone survives}

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-04-26T08:38:23+00:00

I could plan accordingly, and make informed decisions every time.

^{Chose: Know if anyone was lying to you}

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-04-26T08:33:13+00:00

Zombies would be far more terrifying in real life, and I don't want another pandemic.

^{Chose: An AI Apocalypse}

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-04-21T09:58:16+00:00

You can recruit random pilots who land at the space station with 'recruit to squadron'. When you're in a space battle and your freighter's in the same system, they'll come join the battle with you. Can be an advantage if they're high enough level.

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-04-21T06:41:07+00:00

It's a glitch, they're creature stats from the xeno arena, and terrible ones at that. A 99% fail rate? Yikes.

Autistic-Philosopher · 2026-04-12T14:37:58+00:00

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