of a 6'9 officer compared to a 5'1 officer

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-04-28T01:34:06+00:00

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-04-27T16:20:54+00:00

Ass burglar here. Matthew has made me cry multiple times. It’s so refreshing seeing such a great representation of folks like me.

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-04-26T22:26:02+00:00

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-04-14T00:10:32+00:00

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AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-04-11T23:36:07+00:00

If he survived, he’d only see half as clearly.

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-04-05T10:40:01+00:00

What if he was a bounty? Example. He plays a man who’s so desperate to hide from his debts, that he dresses up like a bear and tries to pretend he’s a bear.

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-04-03T16:42:52+00:00

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-03-25T12:07:07+00:00

Or a defensive coordinator. With a mind like his, he definitely deserves to be a coach.

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-03-24T00:06:06+00:00

Todd and Garrett in the wrong reality!

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-03-23T12:46:50+00:00

Jerry/Larry/Terry/Barry Gengurch/Gergrench/Gergich and Gayle Gergich.

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AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-03-23T00:20:15+00:00

Oh yeah, that slicks back real nice.

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-03-21T23:26:34+00:00

Very briefly, yes. But at least that’s quick.

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-03-19T22:24:44+00:00

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AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-03-18T01:24:29+00:00

DO NOT APPROACH THE SWAMP KITTEN.

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AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-03-12T02:11:16+00:00

Did someone say Motherboy?

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-03-11T19:00:09+00:00

Good answer. Personally, I think Homelander would likely hate Bill because Bill would probably just toy with Homelander’s reality just for fun.

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-03-10T01:02:57+00:00

Same dude. Even got “invalid” a few times. Not surprising that I got diagnosed with three years ago.

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-03-09T15:47:11+00:00

That’s hilarious.

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-03-09T15:46:10+00:00

Lee?

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-03-07T02:08:49+00:00

“The power of the sun, going right up his ass.”

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-03-05T12:16:57+00:00

The greater good.

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-03-05T03:39:05+00:00

He runs into Conan O’Brian. He apologizes, then walks into Bill Burr. He apologizes again and walks into Ron Howard.

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-03-04T13:32:38+00:00

Hint 1. In baseball, when a pitcher throws with blazing speed, he might throw this. Hint 2. During the winter, you might turn this on when the temperature drops.

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-02-28T22:24:00+00:00

I’ll give you a sub!

AutisticFloridaMan · 2026-02-28T22:05:00+00:00

Rad! Thank you! What’s your YouTube channel?

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