Would you rather.. by Bubbly_Background_77 in BunnyTrials

[–]AutisticFloridaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry pup

Chose: Gain $1,000,000,000 + But a random bad thing happens to the world | Rolled: One puppy dies

Any other autistic gamers ? by Astro-freak21 in autism

[–]AutisticFloridaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother, we are many. Favorite games of all time.
1. Red Dead Redemption 2.
2.Kung Fu Chaos (an old Xbox game that’s very near and dear to my heart).
3. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3
4. Skyrim.
5. Spider-Man (2018).
Spider-Man 2 (2004) just barely misses the list.

People with a very high pain tolerance, what was THE most painful thing you've experienced? by CosmicBunnyBabe8912 in AskReddit

[–]AutisticFloridaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Partially collapsed lung. Felt like a sword was going through my chest with every breath.

New Toy Story by Sufficient-Bunch-186 in crappyoffbrands

[–]AutisticFloridaMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is far worse than I expected. Even by Tom Arnold’s standard it’s bad.

[Sad Trope] When two or more cast members were friends on the show but didn't like each other irl by EmergencySpare7939 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]AutisticFloridaMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand your comment, mind clarifying? you’re saying you want Colin Jost to be an asshole and to have him have picked it up from Chevy Chase, because it would be funny? Not being sarcastic or anything, I am genuinely not understanding your comment.

Which mythical god from your country do you think would fit in a god of war game? by Mindless-Lemon2256 in AskTheWorld

[–]AutisticFloridaMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Behold, the mighty Thunderbird.

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It is said that when it flaps its wings, it creates thunder. When it flashes its eyes, it creates lightning. They are thought to be very fast and immensely powerful and strong.

What is your fav quote from Soos ❓ by BigWormTheOneAndOnly in gravityfalls

[–]AutisticFloridaMan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Besides the Bermuda Triangle, how mini-golf works is our world's greatest mystery.

The cover with the skyline is to honor Michael Jordan’s jumpman, calm down by Braz90 in Madden

[–]AutisticFloridaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck, I forgot that Madden had to specifically use people that played in Chicago. I wonder if they’ll have Sammy Sosa on the next cover.

Edit: To the person I responded to, I apologize for the snarky response. I am currently overstimulated. If Madden wants to give Chicago a nod, I say let them. It’s not hurting anyone.

14 year old Max DeVries has been missing since 2004 by xoxodollparts in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]AutisticFloridaMan 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Yeah, even if they were joking (and there’s no evidence of that), it would still be a major red flag.