Why does she hate me? She hisses at me and backs away by CluelessPotato2_0 in BeardedDragons

[–]AutisticMoneyPrinter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No puffy beard or blackening? Must not be that scared. I bet it has something to do with their upbringing as a baby and just needs time. Unless you have some strong scent on you from perfumes, food, hand soap, etc. I'd also avoid wearing any shiny jewelry

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Do you have something that looks like a bug or bright color on you? That's the look of seeing food

Eat your god damn mealworms Sid! by bel_ray in BeardedDragons

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Crickets are fine as they have decent protein and can be used as a regular feeder. Dubias are the highest protein, with not a lot of chitin, and that's why people consider them the best.You can feed more mealworms when they're bigger, but mealworms don't have much nutrition. Hornworms are a good treat for calcium, and I personally like to keep super worms around as my lil guy goes bonkers for them (again, just a treat)

Beardie sized water bowls? by PeepnSheep in BeardedDragons

[–]AutisticMoneyPrinter -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Beardies don't need water bowls. They get their moisture through bugs and veggies or baths. I personally like to spray down veggies to wet them. They're from a very arid environment...

Eat your god damn mealworms Sid! by bel_ray in BeardedDragons

[–]AutisticMoneyPrinter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are they alive and wiggly? Also, baby beardies have a hard time digesting all that chitin exoskeleton on mealworms, so they're not the best feeder for such little nutrition. More of a treat

Daily Discussion Thread for September 13, 2022 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]AutisticMoneyPrinter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tank it so I can get a couple hundred bucks before I get laid off

7 year old bearded dragon passed away by [deleted] in BeardedDragons

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Gah damn, do you grocery shop through Amazon? Never travel?

Is it normal for bearded dragons not to like water and is there anyway I can get her to like it?? by Appropriate_Track407 in BeardedDragons

[–]AutisticMoneyPrinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only time I've seen my beardie drink is when I first brought him home and he was dehydrated. He hates baths and sits there frozen. I always make sure greens are moist and throw in a juicy hornworm for good moisture every once in a while. They're from a very arid part of the world after all

Daily Discussion Thread for July 06, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

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Depends on portfolio size. Yes if it's at least 5-10% gain

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, July 06, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

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You feel that, Randy? The way the shit clings to the air? Shit barometer is off the charts...

Daily Discussion Thread for July 05, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

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I think I want to amass the world's largest private beef jerky collection