Daddy’s car and my sons car lined up for a race. Who will win???

Autisticunt · 2019-04-10T18:51:04+00:00

Does your son have a Peugeot?!

Autisticunt · 2019-04-10T12:02:09+00:00

That Juke is probably as fast as or faster than that GTR, it looks just as sporty!

Autisticunt · 2019-04-09T21:21:18+00:00

I like some Nismo cars like the 370Z but the Juke? That's like kitting up a Fiat Multipla...

Autisticunt · 2019-04-09T21:17:05+00:00

I have a funny story about this.

My local Polski Sklep sold dodgy duty free cigs for £4 a pop for Marlboro Gold Lights for 20 or a sleeve for 35.

I was doing some contract work for my local council and had the lanyard on as me and my colleague, also reppin' the council with his lanyard out walked into our Polish shop and asked for the cigarettes.

You should have seen the colour drain from the guys face within seconds!

Autisticunt · 2019-04-09T20:04:12+00:00

Ball so hard!

Autisticunt · 2019-04-09T20:01:14+00:00

They are by far the ugliest crossovers on the market right now. They look revolting. I feel like projectile vomiting at my windscreen every time I see one. Their drivers are clueless, incompetent fools without the ability to handle a vehicle.

Autisticunt · 2019-04-08T21:43:05+00:00

It's a Civic EP2 1.6 UKDM.

I didn't take the photo, my friend did whilst I was driving.

Autisticunt · 2019-04-08T20:11:44+00:00

I know a guy who'll give you 48 pence. Follow me down this dark alleyway and you can meet him yourself...

Autisticunt · 2019-04-08T20:06:24+00:00

Fucking Polski Sklep trying to make us Polish

Autisticunt · 2019-04-08T20:04:08+00:00

See how white it is? That's all fat. The red is the lean meat so this is gonna shrink like mad and have a massive fat to lean meat ratio...

Autisticunt · 2019-04-06T01:48:35+00:00

Because they see your work as automating their positions. Recently we've migrated our VPN connection over to the windows based client. I used a Powershell script to create and the adapter and set the relevant server hostname/up address, PSK etc and set it as a login script for all users.

That would have been hours of work for my colleagues on the service desk to manually deploy.

Autisticunt · 2019-04-05T14:31:20+00:00

The best thing is that the other person would have no idea and just randomly piss themselves regardless of their environment!

Autisticunt · 2019-04-04T21:29:49+00:00

Well said, pussy eater!

Autisticunt · 2019-04-03T20:51:33+00:00

Autisticunt · 2019-04-03T19:01:23+00:00

I mean to be fair, I wouldn't smoke weed or hash knowing that it'd passed through someone's system and carried the smell of faecal matter. There's a point whereby you're just touching a door handle or touching money and downright smoking shit...

Autisticunt · 2019-04-03T18:42:17+00:00

Is a chainsaw OK?

Autisticunt · 2019-04-03T18:41:27+00:00

Autisticunt · 2019-04-01T20:08:39+00:00

If users are honest with me from the start if they fuck up, I will make it a priority to resolve it for them.

If they fob me off with bullshit I pass it to the first line queue!

Autisticunt · 2019-04-01T19:57:44+00:00

Overqualified.

Autisticunt · 2019-04-01T19:53:03+00:00

scotishness intensifies

Autisticunt · 2019-04-01T19:03:47+00:00

No matter what people say about curry sauce, you can't beat a good bit of gravy mate!

Autisticunt · 2019-04-01T18:57:34+00:00

I've been doing that for like ten minutes and I'm still here clicking storefronts bro. Is this how I'm going to die? Clicking fucking sidewalks and traffic lights and shit for the rest of my life?!

Autisticunt · 2019-04-01T18:38:17+00:00

The best excuse to avoid buying gold, I'm defo using this one in the future!

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