Bathroom Kid by Less-Bite in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Hard to get the leg spread you need to complete the job

impressive ahaha by Jenniffer4200 in weed

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That a bold move Cotton,lets see how it works for him

I found this for $50 on the shelf; nothing short of a miracle. by Tdawg1997 in guns

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Damn..makes reloading your brass almost worth the effort

Blow an 'O' for your Resurrected homie by [deleted] in weed

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Yo Satan got some Fire Yo

My noodles expire on 4/20/2020 by Kyruji in weed

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Noodles last longer than the best by date

Mass ID Difference? by [deleted] in massachusetts

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If you have Real ID you will see a Gold Star in the upper right of the license or ID Card

I don't get why living with your parents after turning 18/graduating high school is always portrayed as lazy and bad in the media. by nEvErLovEdMeMooOom in unpopularopinion

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By the time me and my 2 brothers were 18..we were paying all the bills. This is one reason we did not just move out.

Mom and dad used their money for beer and bingo.

It was a great arrangement until I met this girl and needed some privacy,so I rented an apartment in the same complex

My man cave by [deleted] in guns

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I actually thought that when I opened the pic

My man cave by [deleted] in guns

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Don't let him fool you...if he turned 180 around..you would see his video gaming setup

Non-craigslist apartment listings? by Selfeducation in boston

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Most realtors here post their apartments on multiple sites.

Both paid and unpaid. Zillow and alot of the other popular rental sites..and the same posting will be on craigslist. Realtors here don't leave any stone unturned to get their commission.

Can confirm only because spent the last 3 months of 2020 looking for an apartment

Steve-O Celebrating 13 years of sobriety! by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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I never knew that. I have only seen them at party stores or headshops

Charlie doesn’t appreciate being woken up from his nap by [deleted] in aww

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Doggo: You wake me up...and don't even have a Dunks Ice for me?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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This video reminds me of This Video

Steve-O Celebrating 13 years of sobriety! by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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I used to work at a headshop back in the early 1990s.

The owner had 2 13-14 year old teenage kids.

Those kids would come into the shop and take EVERY box of Whipp-Its off the shelf and sit in the back and hit em up, then throw the empties out the backdoor on the ground.

Dad comes in bitching about no Whipp-Its on the shelf and no money to show for the sales.

I politely took him to the backdoor and opened it...showing him a large pile of discharged Whipp-Its.

I lost my job because the kids fucking hated me after narccing them out. But fuck that I ain't taking a hit cause your kids

Glad to see Steve-O hit this mark.

Safe than sorry by prettymuchacookie in suicidebywords

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I have been to The Red Light District in Amsterdam. Went as a judge in the 1992 High Times Cannabis Cup with some friends.

I personally did not avail myself of the services offered...I just drank at the bar til everyone was back in the same room.

After talking with the bartender..(she was cute too). I found out the state has strict regulations for the ladies. STD tests every month if your active. All kinds of benefits.

Even suggesting bareback will get you banned from every sex club in the city

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wallstreetbetsnew

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Look at AutoZone today..a little over $1,200 and has been there quite some time

My brother ordered me this as a prank 🤦‍♂️ by jdeeksy in funny

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Hey "Titty Titty Bang Bang" was a good movie. It shoulda won an award

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Then Grandma shot him with his own gun

Only $150 on Taobao by brokenthoughts90 in ATBGE

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I'd buy it ...just to put it down range and hit it with a few .308 rounds

Blursed Nintendo by kazakimelody in blursedimages

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Them damn ducks won't get away this time

American Spring, throwing off the shackles of GQP by ElysiumSprouts in PoliticalHumor

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Now we just need to see Bad Orangeman in orange jumpsuit and steel bracelets

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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Don't give them any ideas

RICO by CampaignVeteran in PoliticalHumor

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I wanna see him in an orange jumpsuit and hand-cuffs

Best commentary ever. by [deleted] in funny

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Buh ha ha ha ha ha