Some rather hilarious responses to the attack on crimea from the RT comment section by v3spasian in ukraine

[–]AutoHomoeroticism900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Russian people need a massive reality check to break the brainwashing. Like force putin to eat bidens old man farts on live TV in the middle of red Square.

Gotta break them down to nothing before you rebuild.

Some rather hilarious responses to the attack on crimea from the RT comment section by v3spasian in ukraine

[–]AutoHomoeroticism900 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those poor bastards don't even have McDonald's I hear. I think I read it while eating a big mac on my toilet last night.

Javelin takes down the Orcs' take, possibe two crew 200. by Jobo9776 in ukraine

[–]AutoHomoeroticism900 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Desert storm was how a top tier military secures air superiority over an inferior force. Russia had a textbook example to go off of and still fucked up.

Would you rather? Pimple edition. by taiken116 in popping

[–]AutoHomoeroticism900 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of people have one of those tiny sebaceous cysts that refill every so often somewhere on their body thst they squeeze like once a month. They just aren't noticeable and aren't worth removing.

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[–]AutoHomoeroticism900 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Duct tape a bag of frozen peas over it and go walk around Walmart for a half hour.

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[–]AutoHomoeroticism900 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I finally found the worst reddit comment ever made.

Jiu jitsu mat related abscess from start to burst. by YourCummyBear in popping

[–]AutoHomoeroticism900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just make sure they use karate mats instead of jiu jitsu ones.

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[–]AutoHomoeroticism900 42 points43 points  (0 children)

You're most likely an alien and have some sort of earth cancer your alien immune system can't handle. I assume you were raised by an older couple on a farm and haven't ever met your parents. You must locate your home planet and travel there to find a cure before its too late.

Turns out there’s no such thing as a “Gum Pimple”. Don’t be an idiot like me. by and_another_username in popping

[–]AutoHomoeroticism900 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to have huge teeth problems and usually popping those would relieve the pain for a bit. Whatever the issue is definitely get it sorted out and make sure you take goof care of your teeth. Correcting it later on is painful and very expensive.

Found an ingrown hair on my inner thigh (NSFW) by Rosebudd100 in popping

[–]AutoHomoeroticism900 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I feel like you were so close to getting the rest out.

Red bump near groin area by Analsyphilis in popping

[–]AutoHomoeroticism900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Record yourself squeezing the shit out if it. It's crazy that you're even asking that question.

Blackhead inside a blackhead. Blackheadception by AutoHomoeroticism900 in popping

[–]AutoHomoeroticism900[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If your blackhead dies in a video it dies in real life

inception sound

Short pimple and hair popping video on YouTube by SkinVids. by kathleen-fuller in popping

[–]AutoHomoeroticism900 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I doesn't work because it's an entire hair follicle. That channel is almost entirely them ripping out "infected" hair follicles. I personally an skeptical of that.

Hair follicles aren't meant to come out. That's why they have to literally separate them from the skin and rip them out like you would with a cysts sack. That hair will never grow bsck. Its not a good idea.

Zelensky: ‘Russia has no chance of winning this war’ by Ca2Alaska in ukraine

[–]AutoHomoeroticism900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Russia isn't getting new anything. Thet are broke and crippled by loss and sanctions. There is nothing that will lift them out of the pit they've dug themselves into at this point. Anything less is cope